DS thread # 90

[Gigabit]

is it just me or are other people also quite enjoying Gigabit

Yes comes over as a decent guy. Where have Wizzy and all his merry men gone though? they seem to have all vanished and at the same time too bit suspicous..

Sssshhhh tempting fate there.

I wish I knew who you were Guest, you're actually a decent person it seems

Flattery will get you no-where chuck.

I'm just being friendly

[Guest]

-you left
-stuff happened
-you came back

More specifics, I need my gossip dose!

Nah, you have to make more of an effort.

But I'm so tired! :(

Try using both hands for typing.

Now wash that mouth out, oh wait.......

[Guest]

Yes comes over as a decent guy. Where have Wizzy and all his merry men gone though? they seem to have all vanished and at the same time too bit suspicous..

Sssshhhh tempting fate there.

I wish I knew who you were Guest, you're actually a decent person it seems

Flattery will get you no-where chuck.

I'm just being friendly

That's how it starts

[Ray of Sunshine]

Does anyone who studied A Level English Language know what the correct response is to "Your Mum's a motherfucker?".

It was "Your Mum lives in a skip".

Sadly the only thing I remember from A Level English.

It’s a sad state of affairs when you have to reply to yourself.

It was a quiz question which nobody knew the answer to.

Now take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut.

[Goodwife]

GW, don't forget your involvement in almost everything. Don't sell yourself short.

Where have I been involved in any of you threes endless shit in the last few days?

[Gigabit]

Does anyone who studied A Level English Language know what the correct response is to "Your Mum's a motherfucker?".

It was "Your Mum lives in a skip".

Sadly the only thing I remember from A Level English.

It’s a sad state of affairs when you have to reply to yourself.

It was a quiz question which nobody knew the answer to.

Now take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut.

Your avi is so miserable. Get some sunshine in there.

[Goodwife]

Try using both hands for typing.

My other hand is busy

TMI

The old ladies don't like it when you sexualise things

[Odessa Steps]

Welcome to LoveChat.Com You have entered: Love Room 14.
Name changed to May'sLoveDen:
TNWBabe Welcome to May'sLoveDen:
CBX69 Welcome to May'sLoveDen:

TNWBabe:Writes: Hey CBXxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
CBX69:Writes: Hey Babe how was work?
TNWBabe:Writes: Did some long generic posts at DS. Blamed Corbyn for the weather.
CBX69:Writes: Yeah he is useless
TNWBabe:Writes: Corbyn's problem is he thinks it's the 1970's and that air is always filled with tiny drops of water vapor. However, warm air contains more vapor than cool air, and that is why the air is more humid during warmer months. When warm air rises, the water droplets rise. Mountains also cause water droplets to rise, which is the reason why rain occurs frequently in mountainous areas. Clouds form once the air holds plenty of water droplets. Corbyn's problem is he wants air from Russia because he is psycopathically unable to talk about anything else.
LOVEBOT:MOD:Writes: Please keep rants to character limits.
CBX69:Writes: Hehe good one Babe. Hey I hear we're going to have a war
TNWBabe:Writes: Phwoar that sets me off. Will we be firing rockets?
CBX69:Writes: Hundreds of them. May isn't going to ask parliament, she has her own little tank.
TNWBabe:Writes: My launch tube is opening up now.
CBX69:Writes: I'm pulling on my launch lever hard. The nuke is going into position.
TNWBabe:Writes: Open up the flaps on the bunker. We need to get some lubricant onto the launch apparatus.
CBX69:Writes: Millions maybe billions will die in nuclear fire!!!
TNWBabe:Writes: God yes that does it. Do your bearings need greasing or are you okay yanking your launch stick.
CBX69:Writes: You need to hit your launch button. Shit I think it's going to go off!!!!
TNWBabe:Writes: Stop stop not yet!!! Think of Corbyn!!!!
TNWBabe:Writes: CBX you there?
CBX69:Writes: Sorry. Had an accident. Had to get the tissue.
TNWBabe:Writes: Were you thinking of Corbyn?
CBX69:Writes: Yes :(
TNWBabe:Writes: Eugh.

Chat Ends:

[Gigabit]

Try using both hands for typing.

My other hand is busy

TMI

The old ladies don't like it when you sexualise things

I'm eating...

[Gigabit]

Welcome to LoveChat.Com You have entered: Love Room 14.
Name changed to May'sLoveDen:
TNWBabe Welcome to May'sLoveDen:
CBX69 Welcome to May'sLoveDen:

TNWBabe:Writes: Hey CBXxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
CBX69:Writes: Hey Babe how was work?
TNWBabe:Writes: Did some long generic posts at DS. Blamed Corbyn for the weather.
CBX69:Writes: Yeah he is useless
TNWBabe:Writes: Corbyn's problem is he thinks it's the 1970's and that air is always filled with tiny drops of water vapor. However, warm air contains more vapor than cool air, and that is why the air is more humid during warmer months. When warm air rises, the water droplets rise. Mountains also cause water droplets to rise, which is the reason why rain occurs frequently in mountainous areas. Clouds form once the air holds plenty of water droplets. Corbyn's problem is he wants air from Russia because he is psycopathically unable to talk about anything else.
LOVEBOT:MOD:Writes: Please keep rants to character limits.
CBX69:Writes: Hehe good one Babe. Hey I hear we're going to have a war
TNWBabe:Writes: Phwoar that sets me off. Will we be firing rockets?
CBX69:Writes: Hundreds of them. May isn't going to ask parliament, she has her own little tank.
TNWBabe:Writes: My launch tube is opening up now.
CBX69:Writes: I'm pulling on my launch lever hard. The nuke is going into position.
TNWBabe:Writes: Open up the flaps on the bunker. We need to get some lubricant onto the launch apparatus.
CBX69:Writes: Millions maybe billions will die in nuclear fire!!!
TNWBabe:Writes: God yes that does it. Do your bearings need greasing or are you okay yanking your launch stick.
CBX69:Writes: You need to hit your launch button. Shit I think it's going to go off!!!!
TNWBabe:Writes: Stop stop not yet!!! Think of Corbyn!!!!
TNWBabe:Writes: CBX you there?
CBX69:Writes: Sorry. Had an accident. Had to get the tissue.
TNWBabe:Writes: Were you thinking of Corbyn?
CBX69:Writes: Yes :(
TNWBabe:Writes: Eugh.

Chat Ends:

This is good. But it's missing something.

No mention of me.

[Goodwife]

Try using both hands for typing.

My other hand is busy

TMI

The old ladies don't like it when you sexualise things

I'm eating...

Oh my god

You are like a young Stooo

[Gigabit]

Try using both hands for typing.

My other hand is busy

TMI

The old ladies don't like it when you sexualise things

I'm eating...

Oh my god

You are like a young Stooo

You've lost me. I'm eating scampy with my other hand.

[Nice Guesty]

So are the rest of us!

Basically it went round and round in circles with JP, JRA and Dean trying to see who is biggest twat alpha

Then it went round in some more circles...

Ever decreasing ones at that.

[Ray of Sunshine]

Some people obviously not heard that "winning an argument on the internet/ Special Olympics" analogy.

Which is pretty offensive but I get the point.

[Guest]

Try using both hands for typing.

My other hand is busy

TMI

The old ladies don't like it when you sexualise things

Which old ladies?