Drunk Dalek wrote:Keyser wrote:Thirty seven victims and counting so far.
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Well I can't compete with a bloody Dalek's kill count!
Drunk Dalek wrote:Keyser wrote:Thirty seven victims and counting so far.
Amateur
Nucks wrote:You guys all seem nice
Goodwife wrote:Nucks wrote:You guys all seem nice
Have you only just noticed
Big Fat Frosty wrote:You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it?
Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you?
They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes.
That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."
You absolute idiot.Dean wrote:Anything with Jp or jra as the victim would be pretty close to perfection...
jp761 wrote:You absolute idiot.Dean wrote:Anything with Jp or jra as the victim would be pretty close to perfection...
Am I not allowed to call you an absolute idiot?Dean wrote:jp761 wrote:You absolute idiot.Dean wrote:Anything with Jp or jra as the victim would be pretty close to perfection...
Am I not allowed an opinion?
jp761 wrote:Am I not allowed to call you're an absolute idiot?Dean wrote:jp761 wrote:You absolute idiot.Dean wrote:Anything with Jp or jra as the victim would be pretty close to perfection...
Am I not allowed an opinion?
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