Random Stuff Part 20

[Nucks]

Nope...

That’s a big arse worm.

Don’t go to the arse worms, NN.

[dis]

Nope...

That’s a big arse worm.

You're a scoob

[NastyNickers]

Nope...

That’s a big arse worm.

You're a scoob

Scoob? Scottish for worm?


(I hope you got a big bar of that caramel)

[NastyNickers]

Nope...

That’s a big arse worm.

Don’t go to the arse worms, NN.

I can’t help it. That cats face was me. I totally sympathise.

[jra]

Nope...

That’s a big arse worm.

Please tell me you were making this arse worm stuff up, because that is so gross.

[NastyNickers]

Nope...

That’s a big arse worm.

Please tell me you were making this arse worm stuff up, because that is so gross.

Nah. I’m deadly serious.

[Trapper John]

Nope...

That’s a big arse worm.

Please tell me you were making this arse worm stuff up, because that is so gross.

Nah. I’m deadly serious.

What someone not heard of thread worms? - blimey there was a time when me and my three brothers would regularly have to line up on a Sunday night after a bath and assume the position for mum to check us out.

[jra]

Nope...

That’s a big arse worm.

Please tell me you were making this arse worm stuff up, because that is so gross.

Nah. I’m deadly serious.

What someone not heard of thread worms? - blimey there was a time when me and my three brothers would regularly have to line up on a Sunday night after a bath and assume the position for mum to check us out.

I believe obviously these thread worms exist, but have never met knowingly anybody that has ever had them. That was my poorly worded query.

[Trapper John]

Please tell me you were making this arse worm stuff up, because that is so gross.

Nah. I’m deadly serious.

What someone not heard of thread worms? - blimey there was a time when me and my three brothers would regularly have to line up on a Sunday night after a bath and assume the position for mum to check us out.

I believe obviously these thread worms exist, but have never met knowingly anybody that has ever had them. That was my poorly worded query.

Anyone who tells you they've never heard of thread worms, then proceeds to scratch their arsehole, is a liar.

[jra]

Please tell me you were making this arse worm stuff up, because that is so gross.

Nah. I’m deadly serious.

What someone not heard of thread worms? - blimey there was a time when me and my three brothers would regularly have to line up on a Sunday night after a bath and assume the position for mum to check us out.

I believe obviously these thread worms exist, but have never met knowingly anybody that has ever had them. That was my poorly worded query.

Anyone who tells you they've never heard of thread worms, then proceeds to scratch their arsehole, is a liar.

That has to be a pile(s) of crap.

[NastyNickers]

Please tell me you were making this arse worm stuff up, because that is so gross.

Nah. I’m deadly serious.

What someone not heard of thread worms? - blimey there was a time when me and my three brothers would regularly have to line up on a Sunday night after a bath and assume the position for mum to check us out.

I believe obviously these thread worms exist, but have never met knowingly anybody that has ever had them. That was my poorly worded query.

I had no idea they were as common as they are.

To clarify for those worried about my bum, I never had them, and I’m pretty sure the kids never got them either.

[jra]

Please tell me you were making this arse worm stuff up, because that is so gross.

Nah. I’m deadly serious.

What someone not heard of thread worms? - blimey there was a time when me and my three brothers would regularly have to line up on a Sunday night after a bath and assume the position for mum to check us out.

I believe obviously these thread worms exist, but have never met knowingly anybody that has ever had them. That was my poorly worded query.

I had no idea they were as common as they are.

To clarify for those worried about my bum, I never had them, and I’m pretty sure the kids never got them either.

So remind me how all this arose in the first place. IIRC there was talk about using sellotape to catch the buggers and literally waiting for them to come out. Was it mostly at night like in the film Alien.

[jra]

Rachel Riley says she doesn't like cricket. Gutted.

A highly intelligent attractive woman, but apparently doesn't realise cricket is the second most popular sport in the world after cricket football.

[Dean]

Rachel Riley says she doesn't like cricket. Gutted.

A highly intelligent attractive woman, but apparently doesn't realise cricket is the second most popular sport in the world after cricket football.

Well she’s obviously not the one for you then mate. If only she liked cricket eh, you’d be perfect together...

[Guest]

Rachel Riley says she doesn't like cricket. Gutted.

A highly intelligent attractive woman, but apparently doesn't realise cricket is the second most popular sport in the world after cricket football.

Well she’s obviously not the one for you then mate. If only she liked cricket eh, you’d be perfect together...

she'll never know how close she could have been to living the dream.