Happy 420 dogs

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Re: Happy 420 dogs

Postby Lady Murasaki » Sat Apr 21, 2018 7:47 pm

dis wrote:I mutter when bending and forget why I have went a place - I'm fucked eh?

The other day I cried when I forgot to buy toilet rolls and had to go back to the shop.


Yeah but we’re older. Puzzlers like that now and he’s, supposedly, young.
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Re: Happy 420 dogs

Postby Stooo » Sat Apr 21, 2018 7:48 pm

dis wrote:I mutter when bending and forget why I have went a place - I'm fucked eh?

The other day I cried when I forgot to buy toilet rolls and had to go back to the shop.


I bulk buy my toilet roll from Macro.
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Re: Happy 420 dogs

Postby dis » Sat Apr 21, 2018 7:51 pm

Stooo wrote:
dis wrote:I mutter when bending and forget why I have went a place - I'm fucked eh?

The other day I cried when I forgot to buy toilet rolls and had to go back to the shop.


I bulk buy my toilet roll from Macro.


I buy loads at once but my kids are full of shit. :mrgreen:

I think I will start making them use squares of newspaper.
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Re: Happy 420 dogs

Postby dis » Sat Apr 21, 2018 7:57 pm

Lady Murasaki wrote:
dis wrote:I mutter when bending and forget why I have went a place - I'm fucked eh?

The other day I cried when I forgot to buy toilet rolls and had to go back to the shop.


Yeah but we’re older. Puzzlers like that now and he’s, supposedly, young.



Here you!!! :yikes:

I've always been like that, much to my mum and dad's despair :mrgreen:

Anyway we are cool, and cool trumps age. :hap:
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Re: Happy 420 dogs

Postby Stooo » Sat Apr 21, 2018 7:59 pm

dis wrote:
Stooo wrote:
dis wrote:I mutter when bending and forget why I have went a place - I'm fucked eh?

The other day I cried when I forgot to buy toilet rolls and had to go back to the shop.


I bulk buy my toilet roll from Macro.


I buy loads at once but my kids are full of shit. :mrgreen:

I think I will start making them use squares of newspaper.


Newspaper?

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Why? :monkey:
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Re: Happy 420 dogs

Postby Lady Murasaki » Sat Apr 21, 2018 8:04 pm

dis wrote:
Stooo wrote:
dis wrote:I mutter when bending and forget why I have went a place - I'm fucked eh?

The other day I cried when I forgot to buy toilet rolls and had to go back to the shop.


I bulk buy my toilet roll from Macro.


I buy loads at once but my kids are full of shit. :mrgreen:

I think I will start making them use squares of newspaper.


:pmsl: You kill me with these gems! :pmsl:
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Re: Happy 420 dogs

Postby Lady Murasaki » Sat Apr 21, 2018 8:05 pm

dis wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:
dis wrote:I mutter when bending and forget why I have went a place - I'm fucked eh?

The other day I cried when I forgot to buy toilet rolls and had to go back to the shop.


Yeah but we’re older. Puzzlers like that now and he’s, supposedly, young.



Here you!!! :yikes:

I've always been like that, much to my mum and dad's despair :mrgreen:

Anyway we are cool, and cool trumps age. :hap:


Totally cool. :thumbsup:
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Re: Happy 420 dogs

Postby dis » Sat Apr 21, 2018 8:29 pm

Stooo wrote:
dis wrote:
Stooo wrote:
dis wrote:I mutter when bending and forget why I have went a place - I'm fucked eh?

The other day I cried when I forgot to buy toilet rolls and had to go back to the shop.


I bulk buy my toilet roll from Macro.


I buy loads at once but my kids are full of shit. :mrgreen:

I think I will start making them use squares of newspaper.


Newspaper?

Image

Why? :monkey:


That stuff was quite good for tracing paper but who'd want to trace a poo? Unless you're a dog.

They had that in the toilets at school, I didn't go to the toilets at school.
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Re: Happy 420 dogs

Postby Bella » Sat Apr 21, 2018 8:38 pm

Vam wrote:
Bella wrote:
Vam wrote:This thread is making me relive some bittersweet memories, and remembering is making me laugh... :oops:

Happy 420, Hoodlum Puzz :Wiiiine!:


Ahh well, sweet memories, best keep the bitter ones away



(always luvvin your choons, Bella)

I'm a hopelessly failed pothead I'm afraid :shame:

My husband used to chill with a joint 2 or 3 times a week, and I'd have the odd puff here and there - all good :thumbsup:

But during his last few weeks, he was on at least a couple of joints a day to help ease the pain. He'd always encourage (never pressured) me to join him in his mellow bubble. Problem is, smoking an entire joint always used to result in me collapsed and hugging a loo bowl and puking for ages afterwards.

Which meant he'd be the one stooped over me, trying to hold my hair back, while joking "Umm...Hellllllllllo???... 4.8 here, luv!! I think we might be doing this wrong!" :gigglesnshit:

'4.8' is what we named the first of his tumours, after his initial diagnosis. When tempted to stress out and sweat the small stuff, just saying '4.8' kind of put things into perspective for us.

Anyway, the irony of '4.8' tending to me whilst I was projectile boaking, used to make us crack up laughing. Like I said, "bittersweet" ..... :wink:


I rarely smoke these days compared to my more youthful days but I certainly would more often to ease any pain or take the proper oil if only if it were legal here. Good to hear your late husband gained some relief and you both had a few laughs along the way :smilin:
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Re: Happy 420 dogs

Postby Keyser » Sat Apr 21, 2018 8:51 pm

dis wrote:
Stooo wrote:
dis wrote:
Stooo wrote:
dis wrote:I mutter when bending and forget why I have went a place - I'm fucked eh?

The other day I cried when I forgot to buy toilet rolls and had to go back to the shop.


I bulk buy my toilet roll from Macro.


I buy loads at once but my kids are full of shit. :mrgreen:

I think I will start making them use squares of newspaper.


Newspaper?

Image

Why? :monkey:


That stuff was quite good for tracing paper but who'd want to trace a poo? Unless you're a dog.

They had that in the toilets at school, I didn't go to the toilets at school.


It just spread the shit around rather than absorbing it.

Perhaps the inventor was a Copraphiliac? :dunno:
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