dis wrote:I mutter when bending and forget why I have went a place - I'm fucked eh?
The other day I cried when I forgot to buy toilet rolls and had to go back to the shop.
Yeah but we’re older. Puzzlers like that now and he’s, supposedly, young.
dis wrote:I mutter when bending and forget why I have went a place - I'm fucked eh?
The other day I cried when I forgot to buy toilet rolls and had to go back to the shop.
dis wrote:I mutter when bending and forget why I have went a place - I'm fucked eh?
The other day I cried when I forgot to buy toilet rolls and had to go back to the shop.
Stooo wrote:dis wrote:I mutter when bending and forget why I have went a place - I'm fucked eh?
The other day I cried when I forgot to buy toilet rolls and had to go back to the shop.
I bulk buy my toilet roll from Macro.
Lady Murasaki wrote:dis wrote:I mutter when bending and forget why I have went a place - I'm fucked eh?
The other day I cried when I forgot to buy toilet rolls and had to go back to the shop.
Yeah but we’re older. Puzzlers like that now and he’s, supposedly, young.
dis wrote:Stooo wrote:dis wrote:I mutter when bending and forget why I have went a place - I'm fucked eh?
The other day I cried when I forgot to buy toilet rolls and had to go back to the shop.
I bulk buy my toilet roll from Macro.
I buy loads at once but my kids are full of shit.
I think I will start making them use squares of newspaper.
dis wrote:Stooo wrote:dis wrote:I mutter when bending and forget why I have went a place - I'm fucked eh?
The other day I cried when I forgot to buy toilet rolls and had to go back to the shop.
I bulk buy my toilet roll from Macro.
I buy loads at once but my kids are full of shit.
I think I will start making them use squares of newspaper.
dis wrote:Lady Murasaki wrote:dis wrote:I mutter when bending and forget why I have went a place - I'm fucked eh?
The other day I cried when I forgot to buy toilet rolls and had to go back to the shop.
Yeah but we’re older. Puzzlers like that now and he’s, supposedly, young.
Here you!!!
I've always been like that, much to my mum and dad's despair
Anyway we are cool, and cool trumps age.
Stooo wrote:dis wrote:Stooo wrote:dis wrote:I mutter when bending and forget why I have went a place - I'm fucked eh?
The other day I cried when I forgot to buy toilet rolls and had to go back to the shop.
I bulk buy my toilet roll from Macro.
I buy loads at once but my kids are full of shit.
I think I will start making them use squares of newspaper.
Newspaper?
Why?
Vam wrote:Bella wrote:Vam wrote:This thread is making me relive some bittersweet memories, and remembering is making me laugh...
Happy 420, Hoodlum Puzz
Ahh well, sweet memories, best keep the bitter ones away
(always luvvin your choons, Bella)
I'm a hopelessly failed pothead I'm afraid
My husband used to chill with a joint 2 or 3 times a week, and I'd have the odd puff here and there - all good
But during his last few weeks, he was on at least a couple of joints a day to help ease the pain. He'd always encourage (never pressured) me to join him in his mellow bubble. Problem is, smoking an entire joint always used to result in me collapsed and hugging a loo bowl and puking for ages afterwards.
Which meant he'd be the one stooped over me, trying to hold my hair back, while joking "Umm...Hellllllllllo???... 4.8 here, luv!! I think we might be doing this wrong!"
'4.8' is what we named the first of his tumours, after his initial diagnosis. When tempted to stress out and sweat the small stuff, just saying '4.8' kind of put things into perspective for us.
Anyway, the irony of '4.8' tending to me whilst I was projectile boaking, used to make us crack up laughing. Like I said, "bittersweet" .....
dis wrote:Stooo wrote:dis wrote:Stooo wrote:dis wrote:I mutter when bending and forget why I have went a place - I'm fucked eh?
The other day I cried when I forgot to buy toilet rolls and had to go back to the shop.
I bulk buy my toilet roll from Macro.
I buy loads at once but my kids are full of shit.
I think I will start making them use squares of newspaper.
Newspaper?
Why?
That stuff was quite good for tracing paper but who'd want to trace a poo? Unless you're a dog.
They had that in the toilets at school, I didn't go to the toilets at school.
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