DS thread # 96

[Rockstar]

Bollocks and all? or are they a hidden extra?

The bollocks would be to insert an Abarth engine into it

Abarth

[Goodwife]

That's my motto too and it's nothing to be ashamed of.

But, I sure would like to own a Bugatti Veyron - now that is some car.

No good for nipping to the supermarket though and those types of cars do not do speed bumps!

lil violet tears thru the inner city like a boss...

My car has no name but its pretty nippy too , even better on the motorway

feel the world around you as you pass through it
is your machine your servant or are you its passenger

Its probably about 50/50 with the car having the edge over me

[Gabby]

The car talk is a plan to make people lose interest in this thread right? Damned clever plan... I started reading it and the next thing I knew I was doing the dishes for some fun.

machines are happier if you give them a name...

I call my van Katie Price...

Dare I ask why?

Memory aid.

Eh? .... I was expecting something like clapped out

[Big Fat Frosty]

Its probably about 50/50 with the car having the edge over me

you have to be at one with your machine
your flesh... its steel...
when it is right
it is a thing of beauty

[Guest]

The car talk is a plan to make people lose interest in this thread right? Damned clever plan... I started reading it and the next thing I knew I was doing the dishes for some fun.

machines are happier if you give them a name...

I call my van Katie Price...

Several previous owners, cosmetically maintained and annually spray painted.

Driven her from brand new delivery mileage

And still alive to tell the tale. I'm impressed.

[megaera]

The car talk is a plan to make people lose interest in this thread right? Damned clever plan... I started reading it and the next thing I knew I was doing the dishes for some fun.

Right, you fucker, I'm going to do the washing up.

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My next car will either be an A1 or a Fiat 500. Not decided yet

[megaera]

The car talk is a plan to make people lose interest in this thread right? Damned clever plan... I started reading it and the next thing I knew I was doing the dishes for some fun.

Right, you fucker, I'm going to do the washing up.

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My next car will either be an A1 or a Fiat 500. Not decided yet

[guest]

The car talk is a plan to make people lose interest in this thread right? Damned clever plan... I started reading it and the next thing I knew I was doing the dishes for some fun.

Right, you fucker, I'm going to do the washing up.

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My next car will either be an A1 or a Fiat 500. Not decided yet

yeah, yeah but what colour?

[Goodwife]

The car talk is a plan to make people lose interest in this thread right? Damned clever plan... I started reading it and the next thing I knew I was doing the dishes for some fun.

Right, you fucker, I'm going to do the washing up.

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My next car will either be an A1 or a Fiat 500. Not decided yet

yeah, yeah but what colour?

I know! Imagine leaving out the important details

[Stooo]

The best howler, on this site, is the 'palm punch' threat. That was so funny, nothing has beaten that for me. Surreal. It makes me laugh just thinking about it.

My feet are bigger than yours.

Jp has come out with corkers too in his time...

Dean

Are you posting from a WIFI or mobile internet 4g?

The reason I ask is because the mobile browser keeps logging me out on mobile internet....

I’m on WiFi mate, I’ve been logged in but not been on here all day really, so haven’t noticed any problems...

Okay thanks....


Stooo?

It sounds like a local issue, your phone company is zapping through IPs for some reason.

[Stooo]

And still alive to tell the tale. I'm impressed.

No muff too tough, we dive at five!

[Stooo]

The car talk is a plan to make people lose interest in this thread right? Damned clever plan... I started reading it and the next thing I knew I was doing the dishes for some fun.

Right, you fucker, I'm going to do the washing up.

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My next car will either be an A1 or a Fiat 500. Not decided yet

I really like the new 500's but my son is shaming me about them...

[guest]

And still alive to tell the tale. I'm impressed.

No muff too tough, we dive at five!

A real man at last, my very own little soldier.

[NastyNickers]

The car talk is a plan to make people lose interest in this thread right? Damned clever plan... I started reading it and the next thing I knew I was doing the dishes for some fun.

Right, you fucker, I'm going to do the washing up.

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My next car will either be an A1 or a Fiat 500. Not decided yet

I really like the new 500's but my son is shaming me about them...

I like the 500s!
Even more shameful, I quite like new micra. Tekna?

I think I have just got a bad case of small car envy.

[Guest]

Annsyre returns to the politics forum after her epic flounce a whole year ago

https://forums.digitalspy.com/discussio ... parency/p8

The Tories must have needed a shill and she was the only one available

Has she been wheeled out to make a special appearance for the English council elections?

The rancid old bat's giving it large on various threads about the local elections, I suspect she feels emboldened just because the Tories managed to avoid the political equivalent of setting themselves on fire. Loves to dish it out, but as was pointed out, she's spent the last year studiously avoiding taking it.

Fucking worthless, snivelling cunt; her and Daphne from Eggheads are everything that's wrong with old people