Useful tips!

[NastyNickers]

When driving at night, flash your headlights twice in quick succession and watch the car in front breaklights light up as they think they missed spotting a speed camera.

Someone was doing this last night on the motorway. Going down the middle lane and flashing every car in front until they moved out of the middle lane.

I hate middle lane hoggers, but the outside lane was about to turn into a slip road, and it’s so fucking distracting driving at night with some cunt constantly flashing and not being sure where the flashing is coming from.

[dis]

Use stale bread to remove grubby finger marks off of painted walls.
Newspaper really does make ur windows shine - use to buff them up.
Ladder in ur nylons? - use soap and dab at the end of the run - this will stop it going further.
Both pair of tights got a run in them? Then if same colour, cut one leg off each pair, and then use them by putting both one legged tights on each leg - voila a new pair.

That made me laugh for some reason, but confused me too. Do you keep the bum bit on each leg?

[measurer]

Use stale bread to remove grubby finger marks off of painted walls.
Newspaper really does make ur windows shine - use to buff them up.
Ladder in ur nylons? - use soap and dab at the end of the run - this will stop it going further.
Both pair of tights got a run in them? Then if same colour, cut one leg off each pair, and then use them by putting both one legged tights on each leg - voila a new pair.

That made me laugh for some reason, but confused me too. Do you keep the bum bit on each leg?

That made me laugh for some reason, but confused me too. Do you keep the bum bit on each leg?[/quote]

Keep the tops. Just means ur putting on two pairs but with one leg on each. ( Extra elastane will also hold the belly if you have one ).

[Junglejayne]

Annoy and frustrate Specsavers Staff by wandering upto their counter, squinting your eyes while looking at their notice board and when they ask can they help you answer "Big Mac Meal please".

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Annoy and frustrate Specsavers Staff by wandering upto their counter, squinting your eyes while looking at their notice board and when they ask can they help you answer "Big Mac Meal please".

[Keyser]

Leprechauns.

Protect your finances by investing in a tracker fund rather than relying on an ailing currency and leaving a 300 foot technicolour arrow in the sky pointing towards where you have hidden it.

[Nucks]

It’s not a bad tip really, I certainly wouldn’t go looking in what I thought was a dirty nappy lying in the sand.

[Nucks]

[Junglejayne]

[dis]

What would happen there is I would be found cut in half with my trousers round my ankles.

[Junglejayne]

What would happen there is I would be found cut in half with my trousers round my ankles.

And your head down the toilet

[dis]

What would happen there is I would be found cut in half with my trousers round my ankles.

And your head down the toilet

Aye with a grimace on my face.

[Keyser]

[Daisymay]

It’s not a bad tip really, I certainly wouldn’t go looking in what I thought was a dirty nappy lying in the sand.

Nah Nucks knowing my luck there'd be a beach clean going by as my back was turned ,and before I knew it .Whoosh it would have been swooped up in a Bag with all the other rubbish and away

[Keyser]