jra wrote:
His one liners are legendary.
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
I broke a mirror in my house so I'll get 7 years, but my lawyer reckons he can get me 5.
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
People have asked me if I slept well. No I didn't. I made a few mistakes.
I've never seen electricity, so that's why I don't pay for it.
Paraphrased.
Do you like Stewart Francis (he's Canadian but let's not hold that against him.)
I went to a karaoke bar last night that didn't play any 70's music…at first I was afraid, oh I was petrified.
I'm not much of a storyteller… interesting how that all started…
I got a new job stitching shoes; it was so-so.
Did I already tell you my Alzheimer's joke?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
I read today that 10 out of 2 people are dyslectic.
Ladies, I wasn't circumcised, I was circumnavigated.
I was a trapeze artist…. but I was let go.
My uncle was crushed by a piano; his funeral was very low key.