happy holidays

[McAz]

Have a fabulous time, NN, a lovely family holiday, doesn't get much better than that.

But what about me, you selfish so and so? Who am I going to talk to now?!

Enjoy

You can talk to me but I warn you I'm a "fucking racist" and people will throw stones at you if you do.

you have sex? who da fuck would have sex with you?

Jayda Fransen?

She's already found TJ's gaff.

[Guest]

Have a fabulous time, NN, a lovely family holiday, doesn't get much better than that.

But what about me, you selfish so and so? Who am I going to talk to now?!

Enjoy

You can talk to me but I warn you I'm a "fucking racist" and people will throw stones at you if you do.

you have sex? who da fuck would have sex with you?

Jayda Fransen?

I think Fransen has some standards.

[HobbitFeet]

TJ is in the wheelie bin hiding from the immigrants

see how it's listing

[Dean]

Have a fabulous time, NN, a lovely family holiday, doesn't get much better than that.

But what about me, you selfish so and so? Who am I going to talk to now?!

Enjoy

You can talk to me but I warn you I'm a "fucking racist" and people will throw stones at you if you do.

you have sex? who da fuck would have sex with you?

Jayda Fransen?

She's already found TJ's gaff.

Fake news. No England flags adorning his abode!

[McAz]

TJ is in the wheelie bin hiding from the immigrants

see how it's listing

[Holly]

Happy Holiday NN!

[Drunk Dalek]

https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/gtwo.php?basin=atlc&fdays=5

[Nucks]

I did say the image (that was before being clicked on) was orientated at 90 degrees (270 degrees according to the pedant maths expert here), but not necessarily on other devices. My bad.

I wish no harm on NN or her family. I hope they have a good time in Cuba and return safely.

It's obvious what you meant JRA.

Don't pay these mean people any mind.

You do wonder whether some people understand any type of humour at all and that's all it was.

I think some of your one liners are gold. This place has become far too cliquey and if your face doesn't fit you get no love no matter what you do.

Ok, gotta shoot. Client has emailed me the docs I was waiting on.

Not sorry for hijacking the thread.

Thanks Avon. Post some fucking techno will you, so I'm not block posting the thread.

My sense of humour is very Steven Wright (American comedian).

'I bought some batteries, but the batteries weren't included, so I had to buy some more batteries'.

'I bought a humidifier and a de-humidifier', put them in the same room, so they could fight it out'.

'I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add'.

'I stayed up one night playing poker with tarot cards. I got one full house and 4 people died.'

'I've got a map of the United States. It's actual size. One mile = one mile'

Paraphrased.

etc.

Love his humour. Another one of his: I bought a blank tape and played it full blast at home. Drove my neighbour mad. He was a mime.

[jra]

It's obvious what you meant JRA.

Don't pay these mean people any mind.

You do wonder whether some people understand any type of humour at all and that's all it was.

I think some of your one liners are gold. This place has become far too cliquey and if your face doesn't fit you get no love no matter what you do.

Ok, gotta shoot. Client has emailed me the docs I was waiting on.

Not sorry for hijacking the thread.

Thanks Avon. Post some fucking techno will you, so I'm not block posting the thread.

My sense of humour is very Steven Wright (American comedian).

'I bought some batteries, but the batteries weren't included, so I had to buy some more batteries'.

'I bought a humidifier and a de-humidifier', put them in the same room, so they could fight it out'.

'I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add'.

'I stayed up one night playing poker with tarot cards. I got one full house and 4 people died.'

'I've got a map of the United States. It's actual size. One mile = one mile'

Paraphrased.

etc.

Love his humour. Another one of his: I bought a blank tape and played it full blast at home. Drove my neighbour mad. He was a mime.

His one liners are legendary.

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

I broke a mirror in my house so I'll get 7 years, but my lawyer reckons he can get me 5.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

People have asked me if I slept well. No I didn't. I made a few mistakes.

I've never seen electricity, so that's why I don't pay for it.

Paraphrased.

[Guest]

You do wonder whether some people understand any type of humour at all and that's all it was.

I think some of your one liners are gold. This place has become far too cliquey and if your face doesn't fit you get no love no matter what you do.

Ok, gotta shoot. Client has emailed me the docs I was waiting on.

Not sorry for hijacking the thread.

Thanks Avon. Post some fucking techno will you, so I'm not block posting the thread.

My sense of humour is very Steven Wright (American comedian).

'I bought some batteries, but the batteries weren't included, so I had to buy some more batteries'.

'I bought a humidifier and a de-humidifier', put them in the same room, so they could fight it out'.

'I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add'.

'I stayed up one night playing poker with tarot cards. I got one full house and 4 people died.'

'I've got a map of the United States. It's actual size. One mile = one mile'

Paraphrased.

etc.

Love his humour. Another one of his: I bought a blank tape and played it full blast at home. Drove my neighbour mad. He was a mime.

His one liners are legendary.

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

I broke a mirror in my house so I'll get 7 years, but my lawyer reckons he can get me 5.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

People have asked me if I slept well. No I didn't. I made a few mistakes.

I've never seen electricity, so that's why I don't pay for it.

Paraphrased.

These are fantastic jra, keep 'em coming. I don't get the last one though.

[Nucks]

These are fantastic jra, keep 'em coming. I don't get the last one though.

Do you mean paraphrased? If so, I imagine it was just jra not claiming to know SW’s exact quotes, relying on his memory. Can’t say I blame him, he gets picked apart for the most trivial things sometimes.

[Avon Barksdale]

His one liners are legendary.

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

I broke a mirror in my house so I'll get 7 years, but my lawyer reckons he can get me 5.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

People have asked me if I slept well. No I didn't. I made a few mistakes.

I've never seen electricity, so that's why I don't pay for it.

Paraphrased.

Do you like Stewart Francis (he's Canadian but let's not hold that against him.)

I went to a karaoke bar last night that didn't play any 70's music…at first I was afraid, oh I was petrified.

I'm not much of a storyteller… interesting how that all started…

I got a new job stitching shoes; it was so-so.

Did I already tell you my Alzheimer's joke?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

I read today that 10 out of 2 people are dyslectic.

Ladies, I wasn't circumcised, I was circumnavigated.

I was a trapeze artist…. but I was let go.

My uncle was crushed by a piano; his funeral was very low key.

[Comedy Central]

His one liners are legendary.

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

I broke a mirror in my house so I'll get 7 years, but my lawyer reckons he can get me 5.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

People have asked me if I slept well. No I didn't. I made a few mistakes.

I've never seen electricity, so that's why I don't pay for it.

Paraphrased.

Do you like Stewart Francis (he's Canadian but let's not hold that against him.)

I went to a karaoke bar last night that didn't play any 70's music…at first I was afraid, oh I was petrified.

I'm not much of a storyteller… interesting how that all started…

I got a new job stitching shoes; it was so-so.

Did I already tell you my Alzheimer's joke?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

I read today that 10 out of 2 people are dyslectic.

Ladies, I wasn't circumcised, I was circumnavigated.

I was a trapeze artist…. but I was let go.

My uncle was crushed by a piano; his funeral was very low key.

[Avon Barksdale]

His one liners are legendary.

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

I broke a mirror in my house so I'll get 7 years, but my lawyer reckons he can get me 5.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

People have asked me if I slept well. No I didn't. I made a few mistakes.

I've never seen electricity, so that's why I don't pay for it.

Paraphrased.

Do you like Stewart Francis (he's Canadian but let's not hold that against him.)

I went to a karaoke bar last night that didn't play any 70's music…at first I was afraid, oh I was petrified.

I'm not much of a storyteller… interesting how that all started…

I got a new job stitching shoes; it was so-so.

Did I already tell you my Alzheimer's joke?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

I read today that 10 out of 2 people are dyslectic.

Ladies, I wasn't circumcised, I was circumnavigated.

I was a trapeze artist…. but I was let go.

My uncle was crushed by a piano; his funeral was very low key.

Thanks for your contribution Guest.

[Comedy gold]

No worries sweetie