jokes thread

[banana chewits]

please keep the petty crap out of this one, thanks.

[banana chewits]

dean can kick it off.

I love bees

put a Californian lilac in your garden and it will be full of bees and butterflies

Did you known there’s a type of bee that produces milk?

if this is a joke that is going to make me groan just leave it there

BooBees!!

[Dean]

I’m the biggest joke on here!

[HobbitFeet]

I might just lock this before he starts

[Gabby]

My fella’s called Mr Wright.... no one told me his Christian name’s Always....

[banana chewits]

q. what is the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

a. a weasel is weaselly recognised but a stoat is stoatally different.

[HobbitFeet]

I made a website to support the orphans

but it doesn't have a homepage


beat that fuckers

[Gabby]

What’s the definition of a ‘Yankee’?...... same as a ‘Quickie’... only you do it yourself!

[Guest]

I were very nearly run over by a truck today but I knew he wanted to miss me.
He had Dodge written on the front.

[Gabby]

3 words to ruin a mans ego...... is it in!

[Dean]

I think I’ll be banned if I post in this thread...

[Guest]

3 words to ruin a mans ego...... is it in!

Is that it?

[Nucks]

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupti...
MOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Dean]

I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. “What happened to your face?” I asked.

“I’m a Paralympian,” he replied.

“Boxing?”

“No, … hurdles.”

[Gabby]

3 words to ruin a mans ego...... is it in!

Is that it?

That too