Trapper John wrote:Being a cake decorator for 30 years, I'm never surprised by the requests I get for special occasion cakes.
So I thought nothing when a woman rang and asked for a cake to be decorated with the words 'I suck cocks' - which I completed and sent out for delivery.
Imagine my surprise when the next day a very irate woman stormed into the shop followed by a young man and said "I'm Mrs Cox and this is my son Isaac ........"
guest wrote:Why did the chicken cross the road?
To join retarded.
Abs wrote:Two old ladies outside their nursing home smoking when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom and cut off the end and put it over her fag and continued smoking. Her friend asks whats that? She replies, a condom so me fag doesn't get wet. Where did you get it her friend asks? You get them at any drug store she replies.
The next day her friend goes to the drug store and asks the pharmacist for a box condoms. Obviously embarrassed he looks at her strangely as she is well over 80 yrs old but very delicately asks her what brand she wants? It doesn't matter son, she says, as long as it fits a camel. The pharmacist fainted.
Drunk Dalek wrote:Renault have just designed a people carrier so spacious, so luxurious and so comfortable that you can hardly notice that the kids are in the back. They have called it the 'Renault McCann'
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