Dear Doggies

A right load of bollocks...

Re: Dear Doggies

Postby Guest » Fri Jun 15, 2018 7:23 pm

Dean wrote:I have a dilemna. I have been offered a brand new Ferrari from my elderly lady neighbour, on one condition. She wants me to have sex with her 24 hours after she dies. Weird I know. So, anyway my dilemna is what colour car do I get?





If you'd have said elderly man I might have believed you.
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby McAz » Fri Jun 15, 2018 7:24 pm

Gabby wrote:
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BUDGIE wrote:She was fit when she was 40 odds...

Now she's bitter and a liar ...


Death proximity gets some people like that.


You should know...


No I don't - I'm barely out of menopause. :snooty:
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby Guest » Fri Jun 15, 2018 7:25 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
Dean wrote:I have a dilemna. I have been offered a brand new Ferrari from my elderly lady neighbour, on one condition. She wants me to have sex with her 24 hours after she dies. Weird I know. So, anyway my dilemna is what colour car do I get?


I think that's disgusting!!!!!!


Who drives a Ferrari these days???

Does she want you to kiss her as well? Just saying, it's a right c**t an appendage breaking off at the vinegar..





You have to wonder at the IQ level of anyone who finds this c**t funny.
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby BUDGIE » Fri Jun 15, 2018 7:26 pm

Gabby wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
McAz wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
Gabby wrote:
:thumbsup:.... and I suppose you’re her dog! :whistle:


30 years ago I might have been :leer:

When she was in her 60s?


She was fit when she was 40 odds...

Now she's bitter and a liar ...


No she isn’t.... you give her grief, so she gives it back... rightly so :yess: ..... its you that’s bitter because she gets topside of you :canny:


I handled Jo, I can handle a geriatric Manc..

I don't even use half the abuse in my locker with her, if she wasn't at risk of dying I'd hit her with the best... :trollface:
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby Gabby » Fri Jun 15, 2018 7:27 pm

Nah, you love her really Budge :wubwub:
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby Dean » Fri Jun 15, 2018 7:30 pm

Guest wrote:
Dean wrote:I have a dilemna. I have been offered a brand new Ferrari from my elderly lady neighbour, on one condition. She wants me to have sex with her 24 hours after she dies. Weird I know. So, anyway my dilemna is what colour car do I get?





If you'd have said elderly man I might have believed you.


I’m not sick mate, jeez...
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby Guest » Fri Jun 15, 2018 7:30 pm

HobbitFeet wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:Are you absolutely sure about this? I, I mean he, can be a proper naughty c**t...

For example, he says he thinks Claire's forum has so many mongos on it that they get driven in a short bus in the morning to post...

He also thinks Dean is a nonce case...



are you bored?




Anyone reading his posts should be, Can you imagine that c**t in a pub. He's the annoying fucker bouncing around the bar wanting to be everyone's friend That nobody like's. Groaning when he gets near you.
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby Dean » Fri Jun 15, 2018 7:30 pm

She had a great rack on her for an old bird, it has to be said...
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby BUDGIE » Fri Jun 15, 2018 7:32 pm

Gabby wrote:Nah, you love her really Budge :wubwub:


I don't hate her.. that's a start...

If she plays her cards right, I might let her suck my

THIS POST WAS CENSORED BY VIRGIN MEDIA

Reason: Geriatricophilia or something
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby HobbitFeet » Fri Jun 15, 2018 7:33 pm

oh
my
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby BUDGIE » Fri Jun 15, 2018 7:34 pm

Guest wrote:
HobbitFeet wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:Are you absolutely sure about this? I, I mean he, can be a proper naughty c**t...

For example, he says he thinks Claire's forum has so many mongos on it that they get driven in a short bus in the morning to post...

He also thinks Dean is a nonce case...



are you bored?




Anyone reading his posts should be, Can you imagine that c**t in a pub. He's the annoying fucker bouncing around the bar wanting to be everyone's friend That nobody like's. Groaning when he gets near you.


You could ask LordRaven, Teef..

You're upset because you're going to die alone and masturbate anally every night with your dead grans toothbrush...
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby Stooo » Fri Jun 15, 2018 7:34 pm

HobbitFeet wrote:oh
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I thought that you'd buggered off for a bit, we're having a play time...
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby HobbitFeet » Fri Jun 15, 2018 7:35 pm

Stooo wrote:
HobbitFeet wrote:oh
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I thought that you'd buggered off for a bit, we're having a play time...



this is what happens when I turn my back
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby BUDGIE » Fri Jun 15, 2018 7:36 pm

Dean wrote:She had a great rack on her for an old bird, it has to be said...


A great titwank and if she takes her teeth out, a great chewie too!!
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Re: Dear Doggies

Postby Stooo » Fri Jun 15, 2018 7:38 pm

HobbitFeet wrote:
Stooo wrote:
HobbitFeet wrote:oh
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I thought that you'd buggered off for a bit, we're having a play time...



this is what happens when I turn my back


Statement or question?
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