Random Stuff Part 22

[Punk]

Almost 4am, which is when most babies are likely to be born:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-44483080

Crikey! After being in labour for 18 hours and then having a forceps delivery, I wouldn't have fancied hanging on for another hour.

Young Dimples was born at 02.59!

Only a few minutes from my time I was a week late.

[Rolluplostinspace]

I won in the end!
Just had a half hour battle with what I can only describe as a miliotary grade wasp that had only one target .... me.
It lost but boy did it put up a fight.
Little shit was fast and kept hiding and then zzzzzz it would come at me.
Finally got it with a twelve bore shotgun.
Okay a tea towel.

[Keyser]

I won in the end!
Just had a half hour battle with what I can only describe as a miliotary grade wasp that had only one target .... me.
It lost but boy did it put up a fight.
Little shit was fast and kept hiding and then zzzzzz it would come at me.
Finally got it with a twelve bore shotgun.
Okay a tea towel.

Murderer.

[Punk]

I won in the end!
Just had a half hour battle with what I can only describe as a miliotary grade wasp that had only one target .... me.
It lost but boy did it put up a fight.
Little shit was fast and kept hiding and then zzzzzz it would come at me.
Finally got it with a twelve bore shotgun.
Okay a tea towel.

Murderer.

I open all windows and doors and try to shoo them out, if they refuse to go then, I'm sorry but this is my gaff and I can't have my cats eating you.

[Rolluplostinspace]

I won in the end!
Just had a half hour battle with what I can only describe as a miliotary grade wasp that had only one target .... me.
It lost but boy did it put up a fight.
Little shit was fast and kept hiding and then zzzzzz it would come at me.
Finally got it with a twelve bore shotgun.
Okay a tea towel.

Murderer.

It was an unfair fight .... it could fly and had a weapon.

[Dimples]

A Finnish rendition of YMCA.

This is probably the most extraordinary thing I've ever seen in my life...

[Rockstar]

A Finnish rendition of YMCA.

This is probably the most extraordinary thing I've ever seen in my life...

Is it safe to listen to that? Will that be stuck in my head for days and days? I expect nothing but the truth.

[Keyser]

A Finnish rendition of YMCA.

This is probably the most extraordinary thing I've ever seen in my life...

Fuck me that should be number one around the world!

[McAz]

Oh that's brilliant.

[Rolluplostinspace]

This crab means business ...

[Keyser]

This crab means business ...

[Keyser]

This is a very good documentary on the female of the species.

[Guest]

A Finnish rendition of YMCA.

This is probably the most extraordinary thing I've ever seen in my life...

That singer, he must be Keith Lemon's dad, surely??

[Abs]

A Finnish rendition of YMCA.

This is probably the most extraordinary thing I've ever seen in my life...

Well that's a minute and half of my life I'll never get back. Oy!

[NastyNickers]

A Finnish rendition of YMCA.

This is probably the most extraordinary thing I've ever seen in my life...

That is amazing. Them backing dancers. Holy fuck.