Cannydc wrote:Any others here you like, Frosty ??
First, I will undo the damage the Tories have done to our country:
Rather like what Thatcher had to do when labour and the unions had it locked down? I will scrap the Bedroom Tax, which unfairly punishes the disabled and the vulnerable
That does need looking at! I will scrap the Health and Social Care Act, which damages and undermines our NHS
And replace it with what?I will scrap the gagging law, which limits our freedom of speech and right to campaign
Oh look out! Aziz won't agree with that! Whereas I do, if a Right Wing Nut wants to praise Adolph let him speak--we know where he is then! A point lost on Azwipe?I will reverse the Tories' £3bn tax cut for millionaires, so we get the deficit down but do it fairly
Sounds like a plan but Ed and Ed want their families and mates will suffer Second, I will take on the powerful vested interests that hold millions back:
Agreed! Get MP's wages up to £150,000 and get ordinary skilled people to run for office I will force energy companies to freeze gas and electricity bills until 2017
How??? We have to import a lot of our energy. Build some power stations and reopen the mines and fuck the Greenhouse Gas Emmissions Crap! I will give power back to those who rent their homes, by scrapping letting fees and stabilising tenancy agreements
Would you work for nothing? No? And neither will the people who type the contracts, get places cleaned and looked after you banana brain! I will raise money from tobacco companies, tax avoiders, and a mansion tax to fund doctors, nurses, careworkers and midwives for our NHS
War on us smokers is a joke! Fuck Off! I will reform our banks so that they properly support small businesses
And they'll all say "Fuck you you stupid wanker!" and move their businesses abroad and many people will become unemployed both directly and indirectly!!!I will stop recruitment agencies hiring only from abroad
Racist Bastard!!! What happened to best qualified people for the job? The Premiership for one would take you to court! Third, I will start to rebuild a fairer, better Britain:
I will raise the minimum wage, to ensure that everyone that does a hard day's work is properly rewarded
More so than the spongers you lot dragged in? About bloody time too! I am fed up of seeing low wage earners slog their guts out while wankers you lot put in mansions do fuck all! I will promote the living wage by giving tax breaks to companies that pay it
You'd have to, otherwise they can't pay it! I will ban the damaging zero-hours contracts that exploit British workers
Small businesses might suffer though?I will bring in a lower 10p income tax rate, cutting taxes for 24 million workers
Why not just raise raise the threshold?I will support working parents with 25 hours of free childcare for three- and four-year-olds
Where's the money coming from for that???I will help more young people get on the housing ladder by getting 200,000 homes built every year