What's on the menu tonight? Course 5

[Nucks]

Chicken Kiev and salad

Chicken Kiev & asparagus!

I luuurve asparagus.

[Rolluplostinspace]

Just had a salt and vinegar sandwich while I wait for my fish cakes chips and mushy peas.

[Lady Murasaki]

Just had a salt and vinegar sandwich while I wait for my fish cakes chips and mushy peas.

Crisps or just salt and vinegar? Do we need to set up a crowdfunding page for you?

[Rolluplostinspace]

Just had a salt and vinegar sandwich while I wait for my fish cakes chips and mushy peas.

Crisps or just salt and vinegar? Do we need to set up a crowdfunding page for you?

Just salt and vinegar.
The main course has now arrived.

[dis]

Just had a salt and vinegar sandwich while I wait for my fish cakes chips and mushy peas.

Do you have butter on it? I think I would quite like that but it would have to be a certain type of bread, not blue warburtons I don’t think.

So far I have had pistachio nuts and midget gems. I don’t know what I fancy.

[Lady Murasaki]

Just had a salt and vinegar sandwich while I wait for my fish cakes chips and mushy peas.

Crisps or just salt and vinegar? Do we need to set up a crowdfunding page for you?

Just salt and vinegar.
The main course has now arrived.

Oh thank god, enjoy!

[Rolluplostinspace]

Just had a salt and vinegar sandwich while I wait for my fish cakes chips and mushy peas.

Do you have butter on it? I think I would quite like that but it would have to be a certain type of bread, not blue warburtons I don’t think.

So far I have had pistachio nuts and midget gems. I don’t know what I fancy.

Nice utt bread withuttr.
It was just on the plate in front of me while waiting for the meal.
If there's salt and vinegar on the table I often do it. People think it odd but don't find salt and vinegar criss odd.
I am a vinegar lover but cannot eat the crisps as they re to acidic.

[McAz]

Sausage, bacon, egg, chips and b&b. Basically breakfast but with chips.

[dis]

Just had a salt and vinegar sandwich while I wait for my fish cakes chips and mushy peas.

Do you have butter on it? I think I would quite like that but it would have to be a certain type of bread, not blue warburtons I don’t think.

So far I have had pistachio nuts and midget gems. I don’t know what I fancy.

Nice utt bread withuttr.
It was just on the plate in front of me while waiting for the meal.
If there's salt and vinegar on the table I often do it. People think it odd but don't find salt and vinegar criss odd.
I am a vinegar lover but cannot eat the crisps as they re to acidic.

That does sound nice. I eat brown sauce on bread but I’ve never had vinegar. I will have to try it.

[Rolluplostinspace]

Just had a salt and vinegar sandwich while I wait for my fish cakes chips and mushy peas.

Do you have butter on it? I think I would quite like that but it would have to be a certain type of bread, not blue warburtons I don’t think.

So far I have had pistachio nuts and midget gems. I don’t know what I fancy.

Nice utt bread withuttr.
It was just on the plate in front of me while waiting for the meal.
If there's salt and vinegar on the table I often do it. People think it odd but don't find salt and vinegar criss odd.
I am a vinegar lover but cannot eat the crisps as they re to acidic.

Time for a new keyboard.
Seems that spraying it with DW40 is no longer enough.

[dis]

Just had a salt and vinegar sandwich while I wait for my fish cakes chips and mushy peas.

Do you have butter on it? I think I would quite like that but it would have to be a certain type of bread, not blue warburtons I don’t think.

So far I have had pistachio nuts and midget gems. I don’t know what I fancy.

Nice utt bread withuttr.
It was just on the plate in front of me while waiting for the meal.
If there's salt and vinegar on the table I often do it. People think it odd but don't find salt and vinegar criss odd.
I am a vinegar lover but cannot eat the crisps as they re to acidic.

Time for a new keyboard.
Seems that spraying it with DW40 is no longer enough.

Aye dw40 doesn’t always work

[NastyNickers]

We’ve been out to eat. I am stoooooofed.
Adults had steak and kids had spaghetti. They are orange. From head to toe. Do you ever get old enough to eat spaghetti and not make a mess of yourself?

[Text]

Sausage, bacon, egg, chips and b&b. Basically breakfast but with chips.

Hope they were premium quality sausages, young man.
You & I know that all sorts of dubious ingredients go into them bangers.

[Dean]

We’ve been out to eat. I am stoooooofed.
Adults had steak and kids had spaghetti. They are orange. From head to toe. Do you ever get old enough to eat spaghetti and not make a mess of yourself?

I taught my kids how to eat properly when they were very young. It isn’t that difficult, most good parents do it...

[Raggamuffin]

We’ve been out to eat. I am stoooooofed.
Adults had steak and kids had spaghetti. They are orange. From head to toe. Do you ever get old enough to eat spaghetti and not make a mess of yourself?

I taught my kids how to eat properly when they were very young. It isn’t that difficult, most good parents do it...

That was just mean.