Things that piss you off #2

[measurer]

Oh and HEADACHES!!!

[Stooo]

Drivers who sit too close to the back of other's cars.

People who drive too slowly...

[Bessie]

Meas, your avi is beautiful.

Wankers who don't drill holes in the correct places on my flat pack furniture so I have to go out into the garage with a torch because I forgot to replace the blown bloody bulb and fetch the drill and make the fucking holes myself.

[measurer]

Drivers who sit too close to the back of other's cars.

People who drive too slowly...

Whey aye lad, you've never sat next to me! Zoom, zoom!

[measurer]

Meas, your avi is beautiful.

Wankers who don't drill holes in the correct places on my flat pack furniture so I have to go out into the garage with a torch because I forgot to replace the blown bloody bulb and fetch the drill and make the fucking holes myself.

Thanks Bess. I took it off a friend as I rather thought it was lovely too.

[Stooo]

Drivers who sit too close to the back of other's cars.

People who drive too slowly...

Whey aye lad, you've never sat next to me! Zoom, zoom!

People like you have the speed of a dying frog...

[measurer]

Drivers who sit too close to the back of other's cars.

People who drive too slowly...

Whey aye lad, you've never sat next to me! Zoom, zoom!

People like you have the speed of a dying frog...

I could say more but won't fill the window-lickers mouths.

[Stooo]

Drivers who sit too close to the back of other's cars.

People who drive too slowly...

Whey aye lad, you've never sat next to me! Zoom, zoom!

People like you have the speed of a dying frog...

I could say more but won't fill the window-lickers mouths.

*tries to drive a Micra*

[NastyNickers]

Jumpsuits that fasten with a full length back zip.

I need a piss but I’m stuck. I’ve had to put a rescue call in to my mum.

Ha! You scoob. I’ve been stuck in clothes before, I put something over my head that had a zip at the waist and I hadn’t noticed, somehow I got it on ok but I was in a total state getting it off, I was sweating and my hair was caught on a hook at the back, I had to shout on my son to help me, who after laughing at me, took a hold of it and hauled it off and took a huge chunk of my hair with it.

Hope you escape soon x

Pssssssss

Oh I just saw this and it really made me chuckle! How big was the bald patch?

[Guest]

Jumpsuits that fasten with a full length back zip.

I need a piss but I’m stuck. I’ve had to put a rescue call in to my mum.

Ha! You scoob. I’ve been stuck in clothes before, I put something over my head that had a zip at the waist and I hadn’t noticed, somehow I got it on ok but I was in a total state getting it off, I was sweating and my hair was caught on a hook at the back, I had to shout on my son to help me, who after laughing at me, took a hold of it and hauled it off and took a huge chunk of my hair with it.

Hope you escape soon x

Pssssssss

Oh I just saw this and it really made me chuckle! How big was the bald patch?

Not as big as stooo's

[Punk]

Stupid sports commentators, one Fox commentator said it was ironic that baseball players get shoulder injuries, I mean why would someone throwing a ball 100 times plus in a match get a shoulder injury. Fuckwits.

[jra]

I make a joke. Some people don't find it funny, fair enough, then tell me to Frankly fuck off.

Don't start on me first and I'll generally leave you alone.

[jra]

Drivers who sit too close to the back of other's cars.

People who drive too slowly...

... are generally less likely to cause accidents.



The emergency services will tell you that.

[Dean]

I make a joke. Some people don't find it funny, fair enough, then tell me to Frankly fuck off.

Don't start on me first and I'll generally leave you alone.

Keep em coming!

[NastyNickers]

Drivers who sit too close to the back of other's cars.

People who drive too slowly...

... are generally less likely to cause accidents.



The emergency services will tell you that.

Too slowly being the main point there.
Driving too slowly can be as dangerous as driving too fast.