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[Lady Murasaki]

I didn’t buy the dust magnet anyway, going on a mini break instead.

So, hotel n flights.

Nice..where are you going?

Italy. Need to escape and immerse myself in some history n culture.

[Holly]

I didn’t buy the dust magnet anyway, going on a mini break instead.

So, hotel n flights.

Nice..where are you going?

Italy. Need to escape and immerse myself in some history n culture.

Good choice, have a good time

[Lady Murasaki]

I didn’t buy the dust magnet anyway, going on a mini break instead.

So, hotel n flights.

Nice..where are you going?

Italy. Need to escape and immerse myself in some history n culture.

Good choice, have a good time

not for a few weeks yet, once the downstairs plastering and papering starts I’m outta here!
I’ve been in the spring and it’s lovely but I’d like to see if it’s as romantic in the autumn/winter.

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I didn’t buy the dust magnet anyway, going on a mini break instead.

So, hotel n flights.

Nice..where are you going?

Italy. Need to escape and immerse myself in some history n culture.

Good choice, have a good time

not for a few weeks yet, once the downstairs plastering and papering starts I’m outta here!
I’ve been in the spring and it’s lovely but I’d like to see if it’s as romantic in the autumn/winter.

Lucky girl! Tuscany is best for culture. Florence/Renaisance & all that - but tbh you'll see plenty of culture in any corner of Italy, no matter where you go.
We did Rome when youngster was small. But we've never done Tuscany.

[Dean]

Lucky girl! Tuscany is best for culture. Florence/Renaisance & all that - but tbh you'll see plenty of culture in any corner of Italy, no matter where you go.
We did Rome when youngster was small. But we've never done Tuscany.

Tuscany is best for culture, yet you’ve never been... fucking idiot...

[Lady Murasaki]

I fancy Florence or Milan but going to neither this time. Going to Gladiator land where I’ll have to avert my eyes because all the willies are on show.

[NastyNickers]

I fancy Florence or Milan but going to neither this time. Going to Gladiator land where I’ll have to avert my eyes because all the willies are on show.

Florence is my favourite place in the world. I love Italy on the whole though. Have a wonderful time LM!

Bought some new drills and they are fucking amazing. I have shelves!

[Lady Murasaki]

I fancy Florence or Milan but going to neither this time. Going to Gladiator land where I’ll have to avert my eyes because all the willies are on show.

Florence is my favourite place in the world. I love Italy on the whole though. Have a wonderful time LM!

Bought some new drills and they are fucking amazing. I have shelves!

I’ll get to Florence one day, it’s destiny, just not this year.

Nice drills, are you good at drilling? You’re like me, always doing some sort of DIY.

[NastyNickers]

I fancy Florence or Milan but going to neither this time. Going to Gladiator land where I’ll have to avert my eyes because all the willies are on show.

Florence is my favourite place in the world. I love Italy on the whole though. Have a wonderful time LM!

Bought some new drills and they are fucking amazing. I have shelves!

I’ll get to Florence one day, it’s destiny, just not this year.

Nice drills, are you good at drilling? You’re like me, always doing some sort of DIY.

Aye, I’m not too bad. Takes me ages but I’m precise as fuck
Do you get DIY urges too? I’ll be content for a little while then I’m suddenly inspired and must change every room.

[measurer]

Need a loan of your electric screwdriver!! Some git got a loan of mine and hasn't brought it back! No more loaning out tools from this house!!

[jra]

Need a loan of your electric screwdriver!! Some git got a loan of mine and hasn't brought it back! No more loaning out tools from this house!!

Just loan out Dean. He's a tool that you never want back.

[Dean]

Need a loan of your electric screwdriver!! Some git got a loan of mine and hasn't brought it back! No more loaning out tools from this house!!

Just loan out Dean. He's a tool that you never want back.

Classic burn from the sex pest!

[Bob Monkhouse's Jokebook]

Need a loan of your electric screwdriver!! Some git got a loan of mine and hasn't brought it back! No more loaning out tools from this house!!

Just loan out Dean. He's a tool that you never want back.

Classic burn from the sex pest!

That was reasonably witty, to be fair.

[Dean]

Need a loan of your electric screwdriver!! Some git got a loan of mine and hasn't brought it back! No more loaning out tools from this house!!

Just loan out Dean. He's a tool that you never want back.

Classic burn from the sex pest!

That was reasonably witty, to be fair.

You must be from Luton...

[Dredd]

Need a loan of your electric screwdriver!! Some git got a loan of mine and hasn't brought it back! No more loaning out tools from this house!!

Just loan out Dean. He's a tool that you never want back.

Classic burn from the sex pest!

That was reasonably witty, to be fair.

Yep wasnt bad. Dean felt it too which in fairness boosted it a bit. Good burn jra. 6/10.