Despite the fact you are culturally appropriating Halloween from the Irish, how do you plan spending it?
I'm going to a party in a cheeky Oscar Pistorious costume (water pistol, FYI) with an "I VOTED FOR BREXIT" banner round my fat back.
I'd have bought the Jimmy Savile outfit but Amazon can't deliver for tomorrow AM.
I considered Blackface but that would be too controversial. So Pistorious it is!
What you doing?
Which reminds me of a joke.
Oscar Pistorious wanted a new door but his missus was dead against it.