Halloween

[BUDGIE]

Despite the fact you are culturally appropriating Halloween from the Irish, how do you plan spending it?

I'm going to a party in a cheeky Oscar Pistorious costume (water pistol, FYI) with an "I VOTED FOR BREXIT" banner round my fat back.

I'd have bought the Jimmy Savile outfit but Amazon can't deliver for tomorrow AM.

I considered Blackface but that would be too controversial. So Pistorious it is!

What you doing?


Which reminds me of a joke.

Oscar Pistorious wanted a new door but his missus was dead against it.

[Guest]

Rumour has it you like this time of year as you’re almost guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.

[Niv]

Despite the fact you are culturally appropriating Halloween from the Irish, how do you plan spending it?

I'm going to a party in a cheeky Oscar Pistorious costume (water pistol, FYI) with an "I VOTED FOR BREXIT" banner round my fat back.

I'd have bought the Jimmy Savile outfit but Amazon can't deliver for tomorrow AM.

I considered Blackface but that would be too controversial. So Pistorious it is!

What you doing?


Which reminds me of a joke.

Oscar Pistorious wanted a new door but his missus was dead against it.

Well being Irish, I'm carrying on tradition, and I'm going to a party. (Hope it's not the same one as you )

I'm going as Morticia

[BUDGIE]

Unless its in Glasgow, and you sing "party tunes" that the mopes don't like, I doubt we'll be in the same party...

I look like uncle Fester

[NastyNickers]

Despite the fact you are culturally appropriating Halloween from the Irish, how do you plan spending it?

I'm going to a party in a cheeky Oscar Pistorious costume (water pistol, FYI) with an "I VOTED FOR BREXIT" banner round my fat back.

I'd have bought the Jimmy Savile outfit but Amazon can't deliver for tomorrow AM.

I considered Blackface but that would be too controversial. So Pistorious it is!

What you doing?


Which reminds me of a joke.

Oscar Pistorious wanted a new door but his missus was dead against it.

Well being Irish, I'm carrying on tradition, and I'm going to a party. (Hope it's not the same one as you )

I'm going as Morticia

I loved Halloween in Ireland. We used to do the parade in Derry, then back to my Uncles for stew, Barnbrack and soul cakes.

[Vam]

Well being Irish, I'm carrying on tradition, and I'm going to a party. (Hope it's not the same one as you )

I'm going as Morticia

You go, lady!

[Niv]

Despite the fact you are culturally appropriating Halloween from the Irish, how do you plan spending it?

I'm going to a party in a cheeky Oscar Pistorious costume (water pistol, FYI) with an "I VOTED FOR BREXIT" banner round my fat back.

I'd have bought the Jimmy Savile outfit but Amazon can't deliver for tomorrow AM.

I considered Blackface but that would be too controversial. So Pistorious it is!

What you doing?


Which reminds me of a joke.

Oscar Pistorious wanted a new door but his missus was dead against it.

Well being Irish, I'm carrying on tradition, and I'm going to a party. (Hope it's not the same one as you )

I'm going as Morticia

I loved Halloween in Ireland. We used to do the parade in Derry, then back to my Uncles for stew, Barnbrack and soul cakes.

It's fantastic eh?

I miss home, I'm going back for Christmas. Can't wait!

[Niv]

Well being Irish, I'm carrying on tradition, and I'm going to a party. (Hope it's not the same one as you )

I'm going as Morticia

You go, lady!

Them's some cool moves for sure... I'm having a practise

[Vam]

Well being Irish, I'm carrying on tradition, and I'm going to a party. (Hope it's not the same one as you )

I'm going as Morticia

You go, lady!

Them's some cool moves for sure... I'm having a practise

Be even better if you've got some bloke handy, to bust some goofy-assed Dad dancing around you. Y'know? Just to complete the look ...

[Niv]

Well being Irish, I'm carrying on tradition, and I'm going to a party. (Hope it's not the same one as you )

I'm going as Morticia

You go, lady!

Them's some cool moves for sure... I'm having a practise

Be even better if you've got some bloke handy, to bust some goofy-assed Dad dancing around you. Y'know? Just to complete the look ...

There's bound to be one... It'd be just be my luck, that the one that's the most pissed will give it a go.

[Guest]

Well being Irish, I'm carrying on tradition, and I'm going to a party. (Hope it's not the same one as you )

I'm going as Morticia

You go, lady!

Them's some cool moves for sure... I'm having a practise

Be even better if you've got some bloke handy, to bust some goofy-assed Dad dancing around you. Y'know? Just to complete the look ...

There's bound to be one... It'd be just be my luck, that the one that's the most pissed will give it a go.

Are you admitting to being a 10 pint-er?

[Guest]

Just popping fangs in. It’s so easy.

[Guest]

A 10 Pinter?

[Niv]

A 10 Pinter?

They're into Dad dancing big time

[Nucks]

Finished the jackolantern and hopefully some kiddies will be by tomorrow night. I’ll likely be watching the original Halloween as well.