Random Stuff # 25

[art0hur0moh]

random, random, random, random, oh and random

[Vam]

Just put my headphones on turned the volume up a little.
Something not quite right.
Took them off and spider ... a large bristly spider walked out of one of the ear cups ... with rhythm.

It’s probably laid eggs in your ear...

Not the first time it's happened either.
Make a change from an earworm.
I'll probably see little baby spiders cross on the inside of my eyes ... be like a computer animation.

...

[Gabby]

random, random, random, random, oh and random

Now that’s what I call random!

[Dean]

I had a little scare recently, so had to go to the doctors to get checked out. The nurse was this little Thai lady. She had to feel my testicles, and said “Don’t worry, it’s not uncommon to get an erection during this”... I said I didn’t have an erection, to which she replied “No, but I have!”

[Rolluplostinspace]

I had a little scare recently, so had to go to the doctors to get checked out. The nurse was this little Thai lady. She had to feel my testicles, and said “Don’t worry, it’s not uncommon to get an erection during this”... I said I didn’t have an erection, to which she replied “No, but I have!”

[Gabby]

I had a little scare recently, so had to go to the doctors to get checked out. The nurse was this little Thai lady. She had to feel my testicles, and said “Don’t worry, it’s not uncommon to get an erection during this”... I said I didn’t have an erection, to which she replied “No, but I have!”

What’s an erection?..... when the Japanese vote!

[Ray of Sunshine]

I had a little scare recently, so had to go to the doctors to get checked out. The nurse was this little Thai lady. She had to feel my testicles, and said “Don’t worry, it’s not uncommon to get an erection during this”... I said I didn’t have an erection, to which she replied “No, but I have!”

[Nucks]

Got my letter today to proceed to the next step in extending my visa for another 2 1/2 years. Yay!

[Nucks]

[Lady Murasaki]

We all live in a yellow sub, Maureen.

[Rolluplostinspace]

The 50 best-selling music artists of all time
The Beatles — 178 million units. Getty.
Garth Brooks — 148 million units. Getty.
Elvis Presley — 146.5 million units. ...
Led Zeppelin — 111.5 million units. ...
Eagles — 101 million units. ...
Billy Joel — 82.5 million units. ...
Michael Jackson — 81 million units. ...
Elton John — 78 million units. ...

[362636]

HAS HOBITT FLOUNCED? SORRY CAPS LOCK STUCK

[Rolluplostinspace]

HAS HOBITT FLOUNCED? SORRY CAPS LOCK STUCK

She was around earlier and yesterday and so the answer is a big fat no.

[Fletch]

HEADLINE-GRABBING GLOBAL WARMING STUDY SUFFERS FROM A MAJOR MATH ERROR

The media fawned over a recent global warming study that had a major math error, researchers found.
It turns out, the math error made it appear as if oceans warmed more than previously thought.
Major media outlets uncritically covered the study, sounding the alarm on global warming.

The recent headline-grabbing study that claimed global warming was heating the oceans up faster than expected suffers from a major math error, according to two researchers.

The study, which was published in a prestigious scientific journal at the end of October, put forward results suggesting global warming was much worse than previously believed.

Independent scientist Nic Lewis found the study had “apparently serious (but surely inadvertent) errors in the underlying calculations.” Lewis’ findings were quickly corroborated by another researcher.

https://dailycaller.com/2018/11/07/glob ... ans-error/

Oops or

[Rolluplostinspace]

HEADLINE-GRABBING GLOBAL WARMING STUDY SUFFERS FROM A MAJOR MATH ERROR

The media fawned over a recent global warming study that had a major math error, researchers found.
It turns out, the math error made it appear as if oceans warmed more than previously thought.
Major media outlets uncritically covered the study, sounding the alarm on global warming.

The recent headline-grabbing study that claimed global warming was heating the oceans up faster than expected suffers from a major math error, according to two researchers.

The study, which was published in a prestigious scientific journal at the end of October, put forward results suggesting global warming was much worse than previously believed.

Independent scientist Nic Lewis found the study had “apparently serious (but surely inadvertent) errors in the underlying calculations.” Lewis’ findings were quickly corroborated by another researcher.

https://dailycaller.com/2018/11/07/glob ... ans-error/

Oops or

I suspect