What you up to today? #3

[jra]

I’ve just done two days of training up in Preston and I am fucked. Mostly because it involved other people and people fuck me off.

There was one bloke who was the typical “cheeky chappy” salesman bellend who thought he was the dogs bollocks, but really just came across as an arrogant, chauvinist pig desperate for a leg over cos he got a couple of nights away from the wife.

I developed an irrational hate for him

I think you're over egging the cake a bit there.

Over egging the cake? Is that a Luton saying?

Google it Dean.

Also 'over egging the pudding'.

Never once in my lifetime have I heard or seen it written as “over egging the cake” you stupid nonce...

Just admit you fucked up and move on...

https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/ov ... he+pudding

over-egg the pudding (or cake) go too far in embellishing, exaggerating, or doing something.
Excessive quantities of egg in a pudding could either make it too rich or cause it not to set or cook correctly.
1998 Spectator This is a noble end, but in her eagerness to reach it Duffy somewhat over-eggs the cake.
See also: pudding
Farlex Partner Idioms Dictionary © Farlex 2017

[Dean]

You’re over egging the cake now, jra...

[Vam]

It's a gloriously sunny day out. My cough's all gone.

Soon be time to finally switch off the CNN Trumpy soap opera I've been glued to for the last 48hrs and go for a lonnnnng, cobweb-blasting gallop

[jra]

You’re over egging the cake now, jra...

Says the turd that won't flush away.

[Guest]

You’re over egging the cake now, jra...

Admit it Dean you fucked up you dense nonce.

[Dean]

You’re over egging the cake now, jra...

Says the turd that won't flush away.

Severe lack of self awareness there jra. That should literally be written on your headstone...

[Guest]

You’re over egging the cake now, jra...

Says the turd that won't flush away.

Severe lack of self awareness there jra. That should literally be written on your headstone...

Spike Milligans headstone - I told you I was ill.

[NastyNickers]

I’ve just done two days of training up in Preston and I am fucked. Mostly because it involved other people and people fuck me off.

There was one bloke who was the typical “cheeky chappy” salesman bellend who thought he was the dogs bollocks, but really just came across as an arrogant, chauvinist pig desperate for a leg over cos he got a couple of nights away from the wife.

I developed an irrational hate for him

I think you're over egging the cake a bit there.

Why? Where you there? Did you see him? Do you know him?

[xtras1]

I’ve just done two days of training up in Preston and I am fucked. Mostly because it involved other people and people fuck me off.

There was one bloke who was the typical “cheeky chappy” salesman bellend who thought he was the dogs bollocks, but really just came across as an arrogant, chauvinist pig desperate for a leg over cos he got a couple of nights away from the wife.

I developed an irrational hate for him

Always one! ..

[Lady Murasaki]

I’ve just done two days of training up in Preston and I am fucked. Mostly because it involved other people and people fuck me off.

There was one bloke who was the typical “cheeky chappy” salesman bellend who thought he was the dogs bollocks, but really just came across as an arrogant, chauvinist pig desperate for a leg over cos he got a couple of nights away from the wife.

I developed an irrational hate for him

I think you're over egging the cake a bit there.

Why? Where you there? Did you see him? Do you know him?

Everyone knows him.

[NastyNickers]

I’ve just done two days of training up in Preston and I am fucked. Mostly because it involved other people and people fuck me off.

There was one bloke who was the typical “cheeky chappy” salesman bellend who thought he was the dogs bollocks, but really just came across as an arrogant, chauvinist pig desperate for a leg over cos he got a couple of nights away from the wife.

I developed an irrational hate for him

I think you're over egging the cake a bit there.

Why? Where you there? Did you see him? Do you know him?

Everyone knows him.

Most want to punch him

[Lady Murasaki]

I think you're over egging the cake a bit there.

Why? Where you there? Did you see him? Do you know him?

Everyone knows him.

Most want to punch him

There’s more than one way...........

[jra]

I’ve just done two days of training up in Preston and I am fucked. Mostly because it involved other people and people fuck me off.

There was one bloke who was the typical “cheeky chappy” salesman bellend who thought he was the dogs bollocks, but really just came across as an arrogant, chauvinist pig desperate for a leg over cos he got a couple of nights away from the wife.

I developed an irrational hate for him

I think you're over egging the cake a bit there.

Why? Where you there? Did you see him? Do you know him?

Does it make a difference?

I'll let Dean answer this, because that guy must have sexually assaulted you and was a nonce.

[NastyNickers]

I’ve just done two days of training up in Preston and I am fucked. Mostly because it involved other people and people fuck me off.

There was one bloke who was the typical “cheeky chappy” salesman bellend who thought he was the dogs bollocks, but really just came across as an arrogant, chauvinist pig desperate for a leg over cos he got a couple of nights away from the wife.

I developed an irrational hate for him

I think you're over egging the cake a bit there.

Why? Where you there? Did you see him? Do you know him?

Does it make a difference?

I'll let Dean answer this, because that guy must have sexually assaulted you and was a nonce.

Errrr... yeah.

If you weren’t there, and you don’t know him... how do you know if my description of him was an over exaggeration or not?

[Bessie]

I’ve just done two days of training up in Preston and I am fucked. Mostly because it involved other people and people fuck me off.

There was one bloke who was the typical “cheeky chappy” salesman bellend who thought he was the dogs bollocks, but really just came across as an arrogant, chauvinist pig desperate for a leg over cos he got a couple of nights away from the wife.

I developed an irrational hate for him

I think you're over egging the cake a bit there.

Why? Where you there? Did you see him? Do you know him?

Does it make a difference?

I'll let Dean answer this, because that guy must have sexually assaulted you and was a nonce.

Errrr... yeah.

If you weren’t there, and you don’t know him... how do you know if my description of him was an over exaggeration or not?

Yet he complains when people talk about the pub incident because they weren't there and don't know what went on.