S.A.D

A right load of bollocks...

Re: S.A.D

Postby Gabby » Thu Nov 08, 2018 7:40 pm

Rolluplostinspace wrote:
McAz wrote:
Ray of Sunshine wrote:
Gabby wrote:Here’s another...

I saw a job advertised for a ‘Fanny Waxing Assistant’.... it involves removing knickers, prepare area for waxing then rub oil in after... when I enquired at the Job Centre they said I had to go to Cornwall, I said ‘is that where the job is?.... they said no.... it’s the back of the fucking queue!! :laughing:


I think I may be gay because that job doesn't appeal at all.


I'm sure there a job waxing arses somewhere, Ray.

Dead disabled peoples arses?


Sad! :ooer:
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Re: S.A.D

Postby Gabby » Thu Nov 08, 2018 8:05 pm

Sorry folks if i’m about to put you off pork pie for life! :gigglesnshit:

Why is a pork pie like a pensioners fanny?....... you bite off the crust and lick out the jelly to get to the meat! :laughing:
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Re: S.A.D

Postby McAz » Thu Nov 08, 2018 8:10 pm

Gabby wrote:Sorry folks if i’m about to put you off pork pie for life! :gigglesnshit:

Why is a pork pie like a pensioners fanny?....... you bite off the crust and lick out the jelly to get to the meat! :laughing:


:shake head:

That's put me right off pensioner's fannies.
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Re: S.A.D

Postby 362636 » Thu Nov 08, 2018 8:11 pm

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Re: S.A.D

Postby Gabby » Thu Nov 08, 2018 8:14 pm

McAz wrote:
Gabby wrote:Sorry folks if i’m about to put you off pork pie for life! :gigglesnshit:

Why is a pork pie like a pensioners fanny?....... you bite off the crust and lick out the jelly to get to the meat! :laughing:


:shake head:

That's put me right off pensioner's fannies.


LMAO!! :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:

:Hiya:

:pmsl: :pmsl:
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Re: S.A.D

Postby McAz » Thu Nov 08, 2018 8:15 pm

Nite Gabs. :Hiya:
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Re: S.A.D

Postby 362636 » Thu Nov 08, 2018 8:17 pm

HAS HOBITT FLOUNCED
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Re: S.A.D

Postby Goodwife » Thu Nov 08, 2018 8:27 pm

McAz wrote:
Gabby wrote:Sorry folks if i’m about to put you off pork pie for life! :gigglesnshit:

Why is a pork pie like a pensioners fanny?....... you bite off the crust and lick out the jelly to get to the meat! :laughing:


:shake head:

That's put me right off pensioner's fannies.



Poor Mrs McAz :gigglesnshit:
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Re: S.A.D

Postby McAz » Thu Nov 08, 2018 8:33 pm

Goodwife wrote:
McAz wrote:
Gabby wrote:Sorry folks if i’m about to put you off pork pie for life! :gigglesnshit:

Why is a pork pie like a pensioners fanny?....... you bite off the crust and lick out the jelly to get to the meat! :laughing:


:shake head:

That's put me right off pensioner's fannies.



Poor Mrs McAz :gigglesnshit:

Huh? It's not a problem for her, she gave up rugmunching years ago. :scratch:
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Re: S.A.D

Postby Goodwife » Thu Nov 08, 2018 8:34 pm

McAz wrote:
Goodwife wrote:
McAz wrote:
Gabby wrote:Sorry folks if i’m about to put you off pork pie for life! :gigglesnshit:

Why is a pork pie like a pensioners fanny?....... you bite off the crust and lick out the jelly to get to the meat! :laughing:


:shake head:

That's put me right off pensioner's fannies.



Poor Mrs McAz :gigglesnshit:

Huh? It's not a problem for her, she gave up rugmunching years ago. :scratch:


Well that went right over your head :gigglesnshit:


Never mind
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Re: S.A.D

Postby McAz » Thu Nov 08, 2018 8:40 pm

Goodwife wrote:
McAz wrote:
Goodwife wrote:
McAz wrote:
Gabby wrote:Sorry folks if i’m about to put you off pork pie for life! :gigglesnshit:

Why is a pork pie like a pensioners fanny?....... you bite off the crust and lick out the jelly to get to the meat! :laughing:


:shake head:

That's put me right off pensioner's fannies.



Poor Mrs McAz :gigglesnshit:

Huh? It's not a problem for her, she gave up rugmunching years ago. :scratch:


Well that went right over your head :gigglesnshit:


Never mind


No, it didn't. :wink:
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Re: S.A.D

Postby Guest » Thu Nov 08, 2018 8:51 pm

Rolluplostinspace wrote:
McAz wrote:
Ray of Sunshine wrote:
Gabby wrote:Here’s another...

I saw a job advertised for a ‘Fanny Waxing Assistant’.... it involves removing knickers, prepare area for waxing then rub oil in after... when I enquired at the Job Centre they said I had to go to Cornwall, I said ‘is that where the job is?.... they said no.... it’s the back of the fucking queue!! :laughing:


I think I may be gay because that job doesn't appeal at all.


I'm sure there a job waxing arses somewhere, Ray.

Dead disabled peoples arses?





If they're dead, are they still classed as disabled...or just dead?
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Re: S.A.D

Postby McAz » Thu Nov 08, 2018 8:59 pm

Guest wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:
McAz wrote:
Ray of Sunshine wrote:
Gabby wrote:Here’s another...

I saw a job advertised for a ‘Fanny Waxing Assistant’.... it involves removing knickers, prepare area for waxing then rub oil in after... when I enquired at the Job Centre they said I had to go to Cornwall, I said ‘is that where the job is?.... they said no.... it’s the back of the fucking queue!! :laughing:


I think I may be gay because that job doesn't appeal at all.


I'm sure there a job waxing arses somewhere, Ray.

Dead disabled peoples arses?





If they're dead, are they still classed as disabled...or just dead?


Very, very, very ill. :thumbsup:
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Re: S.A.D

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Thu Nov 08, 2018 10:42 pm

Guest wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:
McAz wrote:
Ray of Sunshine wrote:
Gabby wrote:Here’s another...

I saw a job advertised for a ‘Fanny Waxing Assistant’.... it involves removing knickers, prepare area for waxing then rub oil in after... when I enquired at the Job Centre they said I had to go to Cornwall, I said ‘is that where the job is?.... they said no.... it’s the back of the fucking queue!! :laughing:


I think I may be gay because that job doesn't appeal at all.


I'm sure there a job waxing arses somewhere, Ray.

Dead disabled peoples arses?





If they're dead, are they still classed as disabled...or just dead?

You have to leave that kind of thing to the DWP these days I think.
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Re: S.A.D

Postby Holly » Thu Nov 08, 2018 10:52 pm

I'd say once we are dead we are all disabled :ooer:
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