What's on the menu tonight? Course 5

[calitom]

Mushroom soup then orange smarties

I wasn’t supposed to have smarties because they’ve got gluten in them but I don’t have to do gluten free anymore, which is a relief.

Next thing I’ve to try cutting out is lactose - I can’t be arsed with that

I highly recommend taking a few digestive enzyme tablets before every meal.
I have very poor digestion and this simple thing has helped me immensely.
Remember to get a very thorough one with a good long list of enzymes from protease to lactase and everything inbetween.
I take a product called ENZYCORE..made by a company called STANDARD PROCESS INC..all natural-They are located in Wisconsin and they even have their own huge organic farm.

[HobbitFeet]

Mushroom soup then orange smarties

I wasn’t supposed to have smarties because they’ve got gluten in them but I don’t have to do gluten free anymore, which is a relief.

Next thing I’ve to try cutting out is lactose - I can’t be arsed with that

Smarties with gluten? You sure?

UK smarties aren't gluten free - google has proper fucked you over

remember the advert 'only smarties eat smarties'?

[Lady Murasaki]

Mushroom soup then orange smarties

I wasn’t supposed to have smarties because they’ve got gluten in them but I don’t have to do gluten free anymore, which is a relief.

Next thing I’ve to try cutting out is lactose - I can’t be arsed with that

Smarties with gluten? You sure?

UK smarties aren't gluten free - google has proper fucked you over

remember the advert 'only smarties eat smarties'?

What are you talking about? Gluten is in flour.

[Rolluplostinspace]

Mushroom soup then orange smarties

I wasn’t supposed to have smarties because they’ve got gluten in them but I don’t have to do gluten free anymore, which is a relief.

Next thing I’ve to try cutting out is lactose - I can’t be arsed with that

Smarties with gluten? You sure?

Gluten-Containing Grains and Their Derivatives
Wheat
Varieties and derivatives of wheat such as:
wheatberries
durum
emmer
semolina
spelt
farina
farro
graham
KAMUT® khorasan wheat
einkorn wheat
Rye
Barley
Triticale
Malt in various forms including: malted barley flour, malted milk or milkshakes, malt extract, malt syrup, malt flavoring, malt vinegar
Brewer’s Yeast
Wheat Starch that has not been processed to remove the presence of gluten to below 20ppm and adhere to the FDA Labeling Law1

[HobbitFeet]

Mushroom soup then orange smarties

I wasn’t supposed to have smarties because they’ve got gluten in them but I don’t have to do gluten free anymore, which is a relief.

Next thing I’ve to try cutting out is lactose - I can’t be arsed with that

Smarties with gluten? You sure?

UK smarties aren't gluten free - google has proper fucked you over

remember the advert 'only smarties eat smarties'?

What are you talking about? Gluten is in flour.

it's actually in wheat, rye, and barley

[Rolluplostinspace]

Smarties® and our entire line of products are gluten free. If the UPC number on the packaging begins with “0 11206”, you can be assured that it is manufactured in a facility that is gluten‑free and safe to eat if you have Celiac Disease.

[Lady Murasaki]

Mushroom soup then orange smarties

I wasn’t supposed to have smarties because they’ve got gluten in them but I don’t have to do gluten free anymore, which is a relief.

Next thing I’ve to try cutting out is lactose - I can’t be arsed with that

Smarties with gluten? You sure?

UK smarties aren't gluten free - google has proper fucked you over

remember the advert 'only smarties eat smarties'?

What are you talking about? Gluten is in flour.

it's actually in wheat, rye, and barley

And they’re in smarties? I thought they were just sugar, chocolate and colouring.

[HobbitFeet]

Smarties® and our entire line of products are gluten free. If the UPC number on the packaging begins with “0 11206”, you can be assured that it is manufactured in a facility that is gluten‑free and safe to eat if you have Celiac Disease.

I think that is only the US, Canada have an issue, and the UK can't guarantee it (this might be slightly out of date)

they also won't guarantee them gluten free in the UK with the potential for European imports (again this might have changed recently)



edit - this is the most recent I can find - oddly the avoidance list is things that are OK, not the ones that aren't

https://www.nestle.co.uk/asset-library/ ... t%20v1.pdf

[HobbitFeet]

Smarties with gluten? You sure?

UK smarties aren't gluten free - google has proper fucked you over

remember the advert 'only smarties eat smarties'?

What are you talking about? Gluten is in flour.

it's actually in wheat, rye, and barley

And they’re in smarties? I thought they were just sugar, chocolate and colouring.

you thought?

any particular reason you were laughing at her then?

[Lady Murasaki]

Mushroom soup then orange smarties

I wasn’t supposed to have smarties because they’ve got gluten in them but I don’t have to do gluten free anymore, which is a relief.

Next thing I’ve to try cutting out is lactose - I can’t be arsed with that

Smarties with gluten? You sure?

Gluten-Containing Grains and Their Derivatives
Wheat
Varieties and derivatives of wheat such as:
wheatberries
durum
emmer
semolina
spelt
farina
farro
graham
KAMUT® khorasan wheat
einkorn wheat
Rye
Barley
Triticale
Malt in various forms including: malted barley flour, malted milk or milkshakes, malt extract, malt syrup, malt flavoring, malt vinegar
Brewer’s Yeast
Wheat Starch that has not been processed to remove the presence of gluten to below 20ppm and adhere to the FDA Labeling Law1

Do you remember the days when nobody looked at any packaging?

[Lady Murasaki]

UK smarties aren't gluten free - google has proper fucked you over

remember the advert 'only smarties eat smarties'?

What are you talking about? Gluten is in flour.

it's actually in wheat, rye, and barley

And they’re in smarties? I thought they were just sugar, chocolate and colouring.

you thought?

any particular reason you were laughing at her then?

I found it funny. Any reason you’re so tetchy all the time?

[HobbitFeet]

What are you talking about? Gluten is in flour.

it's actually in wheat, rye, and barley

And they’re in smarties? I thought they were just sugar, chocolate and colouring.

you thought?

any particular reason you were laughing at her then?

I found it funny. Any reason you’re so tetchy all the time?

Mainly coz I have to read bilge by twats like you

you were laughing at her because you ignorantly thought that smarties couldn't contain gluten - have the conviction of your bitchiness, it's the least you can do

[Lady Murasaki]

it's actually in wheat, rye, and barley

And they’re in smarties? I thought they were just sugar, chocolate and colouring.

you thought?

any particular reason you were laughing at her then?

I found it funny. Any reason you’re so tetchy all the time?

Mainly coz I have to read bilge by twats like you

you were laughing at her because you ignorantly thought that smarties couldn't contain gluten - have the conviction of your bitchiness, it's the least you can do

You’re a lost cause. Laughing isn’t bitchiness. Would you like me to leave the forum, will that make your life more pleasant?

You’ve been following people you think are twats around forums for years. You could just ignore them but you choose to harass, harangue and bully them. And then when that doesn’t work you lie and twist what they say or do and abuse your admin powers.

Fuck off.

[HobbitFeet]

awwwww the victim

you were wrong
you were spotted being a bitch

[dis]

Mushroom soup then orange smarties

I wasn’t supposed to have smarties because they’ve got gluten in them but I don’t have to do gluten free anymore, which is a relief.

Next thing I’ve to try cutting out is lactose - I can’t be arsed with that

Smarties with gluten? You sure?

Well it said wheat on the label, I had to avoid gluten and wheat, I don’t know if gluten is in all wheat things but I had to avoid both. I don’t any more, thank goodnes. I was raging when I found out. I just had the tube up to my mouth and my husband shouted put that down.