You filthy admin and mod cunts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BUDGIE]

Sitting in the laurieston right now.

Not a fucking soul...

Life don't get any better than that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sitting on ya own in an empty back street boozer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You dopey cunt, as if I'd travel all that way to sit in an old man's pub myself!!!

I was with three mates, and at 3 the place was empty as most people would be working...

were you back in the call centre on Friday Jo???

[BUDGIE]

Your wife telt me!

That's why she buys you new Y's at Christmas - cos your others are honking!

BTW? I grassed you up for getting 16yr olds legless drunk, you can thank me later.

I lied.

They were all 13.

[BUDGIE]

Sitting in the laurieston right now.

Not a fucking soul...

Life don't get any better than that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sitting on ya own in an empty back street boozer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He shoulda gone to The Sarry!

You'd like it there, its not far from the Barras market!

you could sell your Elizabeth Duke knockoffs there and go for a drink with your fictional family afterwards!!!

[measurer]

Your wife telt me!

That's why she buys you new Y's at Christmas - cos your others are honking!

BTW? I grassed you up for getting 16yr olds legless drunk, you can thank me later.

I lied.

They were all 13.

[BUDGIE]

Your wife telt me!

That's why she buys you new Y's at Christmas - cos your others are honking!

BTW? I grassed you up for getting 16yr olds legless drunk, you can thank me later.

I lied.

They were all 13.

I was waiting on you to swan in with Vicky and Claire bold as brass, then clock me and become timid as mice...

Then Id tickle you under your massive chin and we'd all have a drink together and sing the sash.

Spoiler: show

[measurer]

Man - you'd have a looooooooooong wait!

[measurer]

Tickle my chin? I,d put your lights oot if you tried!

Anyway, did ye get carried hame about 10pm?

[BUDGIE]

Man - you'd have a looooooooooong wait!

it'd be worth the wait to tickle that chin. I now know what Jimmy Hill bequeathed in his will....



I doubt Claire and Vicky would sing with me, given they are ardent fans of the provos

[BUDGIE]

Tickle my chin? I,d put your lights oot if you tried!

Anyway, did ye get carried hame about 10pm?

Don't talk shite, You couldn't fight sleep, my left leg weighs more than you!!!

We finished at 7.30ish. And then i went back home.

[measurer]

Man - you'd have a looooooooooong wait!

it'd be worth the wait to tickle that chin. I now know what Jimmy Hill bequeathed in his will....



I doubt Claire and Vicky would sing with me, given they are ardent fans of the provos

No the reason I meant, you I'd meet. BTW - Jimmy left me this chin - ur just jellus!

[BUDGIE]

You wouldn't meet me?? I'm upset.

But not as upset as my two black mates Delroy and Chalky were last night. They were hoping you'd show up.

[measurer]

You wouldn't meet me?? I'm upset.

But not as upset as my two black mates Delroy and Chalky were last night. They were hoping you'd show up.

Don't play dumb....you I'd meet, in fact you were spoken of for a meet lastnight. When it gets closer to the time, I'll give U a shout.

Delroy? WTF was Jason???


PS - Have those two women no kicked your arse yet? I can kick up to 6ft - be warned, but seeing ur a Gers supporter I'd no hurt ye.....................unless you were cheeky, sooooooo....

[BUDGIE]

Claire and Vicky??? They'd need to be let out the observation ward first!!!

And as the owner of the local loony bin is a staunch prod like me and a personal friend in my ludge, along with ref Beaton, they'll no be smelling fresh air for a while.

[Jobless Oddball]

You dopey c**t, as if I'd travel all that way to sit in an old man's pub myself!!!

I was with three mates, and at 3 the place was empty as most people would be working...

were you back in the call centre on Friday Jo???

I bet you sit in the corner, all alone, nursing half a pint all night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[measurer]

Claire and Vicky??? They'd need to be let out the observation ward first!!!

And as the owner of the local loony bin is a staunch prod like me and a personal friend in my ludge, along with ref Beaton, they'll no be smelling fresh air for a while.