Nucks wrote:BUDGIE wrote:Nucks wrote:I need to go on some trips to give a definitive answer to this important question.
Come up to Motherwell for a visit!
You can't be any fucking uglier than the natives.
Oops, forgot a smiley - I WAS JOKING
I live in Blackpool, shouldn’t I be going somewhere nicer than here?
jra wrote:measurer wrote:When I'm dead - doubt it.
The government will do their best to tax you even after you're dead, e.g. inheritance tax, taxes on funeral costs if you've taken out a 'snuff it' policy.
Death and taxes. The only two certain things in life.
Getting back on topic.
The intention is to always travel light, but even then it adds up.
I've yet to take a suitcase anywhere on holiday.
BUDGIE wrote:measurer wrote:I'm writing up a DNR order now I know he's got my back!
I'd switch the fucking machine on and off just for laughs......
Then probably take selfies with your lifeless body... maybe a light teabagging on that ski slope chin of yours, but nothing more, I'm not sick, what do you take me for??????????
I'd upload the pics here though, right enough!!! I'm considerate like that...
Now Xtras on the other hand - I wouldn't even wait til she was critical until I switched her life support off.....Spoiler: show
Goodwife wrote:Nucks wrote:BUDGIE wrote:Nucks wrote:I need to go on some trips to give a definitive answer to this important question.
Come up to Motherwell for a visit!
You can't be any fucking uglier than the natives.
Oops, forgot a smiley - I WAS JOKING
I live in Blackpool, shouldn’t I be going somewhere nicer than here?
Yes!!!!
Day trip to wales
BUDGIE wrote:Goodwife wrote:Nucks wrote:BUDGIE wrote:Nucks wrote:I need to go on some trips to give a definitive answer to this important question.
Come up to Motherwell for a visit!
You can't be any fucking uglier than the natives.
Oops, forgot a smiley - I WAS JOKING
I live in Blackpool, shouldn’t I be going somewhere nicer than here?
Yes!!!!
Day trip to wales
Goodwife's a taff yakky da boyo
BUDGIE wrote:Nucks wrote:BUDGIE wrote:Nucks wrote:I need to go on some trips to give a definitive answer to this important question.
Come up to Motherwell for a visit!
You can't be any fucking uglier than the natives.
Oops, forgot a smiley - I WAS JOKING
I live in Blackpool, shouldn’t I be going somewhere nicer than here?
Isn't Blackpool a shithouse full of stag parties and drunken hens???
Motherwell is probably where Measurer lives - a part of the Buckfast triangle.
So they're probably equal in terms of drunken cunts and slags.... ETA no I'm not calling Mes a slag. Although if she does live in Motherwell she's probably walking bandy-legged
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