Dean wrote:Sad news from the Nestlé factory today. A night shift worker was crushed beneath a case of chocolate that fell 20 feet off the storage racking. He called for help repeatedly but every time he shouted "The Milky Bars are on me" his colleagues just cheered.
A joke based around the company most responsible for the destruction of Orangutans' habitat purely for the profit they make from palm oil.
Classy.