Friday ruck thread

[BUDGIE]

Hello, we having one?

And has Gabby sobered up yet after making a cunt of herself the other night

[Stooo]

Saw a load of sheep today, I even took pictures because I was as bored as fuck and some of them were quite attractive.

[NastyNickers]

Saw a load of sheep today, I even took pictures because I was as bored as fuck and some of them were quite attractive.

Wank bank fodder?

[BUDGIE]

Saw a load of sheep today, I even took pictures because I was as bored as fuck and some of them were quite attractive.

Would you pump one?

At least give it a kiss first...

[BUDGIE]

Saw a load of sheep today, I even took pictures because I was as bored as fuck and some of them were quite attractive.

Wank bank fodder?

Who was that model you had in your avvy?

And, have you ever kissed a goats Erse??

[Cobs]

Saw a load of sheep today, I even took pictures because I was as bored as fuck and some of them were quite attractive.

Wank bank fodder?

ewe

[Stooo]

Saw a load of sheep today, I even took pictures because I was as bored as fuck and some of them were quite attractive.

Would you pump one?

At least give it a kiss first...

I'd need to turn her around first and them hooves are sharp!

Blackdahlia told me that it's best to get her to the edge of a cliff, ram her back legs into your wellys and face her out to sea.

[BUDGIE]

Today I want to discuss the millennials. Why is it somany of them stay in the house and don't socialise?

Is an Xbox really better than going out???

I used to live for Saturday night beaver!!

And why are all the men and women on here fat proles????

[BUDGIE]

Saw a load of sheep today, I even took pictures because I was as bored as fuck and some of them were quite attractive.

Would you pump one?

At least give it a kiss first...

I'd need to turn her around first and them hooves are sharp!

Blackdahlia told me that it's best to get her to the edge of a cliff, ram her back legs into your wellys and face her out to sea.

How do you get spunk out of wool???

[Stooo]

Saw a load of sheep today, I even took pictures because I was as bored as fuck and some of them were quite attractive.

Would you pump one?

At least give it a kiss first...

I'd need to turn her around first and them hooves are sharp!

Blackdahlia told me that it's best to get her to the edge of a cliff, ram her back legs into your wellys and face her out to sea.

How do you get spunk out of wool???

Why would you want to? What the hell else are you going to wipe it on?

[BUDGIE]

Why would you want to? What the hell else are you going to wipe it on?

This reminds me...

On Quora there are stories of bestiality on there that make me gag, in the same way truthys cock made Kawasaki gag...

There's one about a man smearing peanut butter over his tadger and letting his dogs lick it off... I almost spewed.my fucking guts up.His sister caught him and she started tickling her bunnet

Then realised I had a boner that could penetrate concrete and kept reading...

[BUDGIE]

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source= ... -you-doing

It's black dahlia

[BUDGIE]

I should mention Quora is a.general question and answer site. It's not porn.

It's just got freaky bastards answering loaded questions....

[Cobs]

Sometimes you have to take the keys from a doddery old bird.
#ban_him_now

[BUDGIE]

Sometimes you have to take the keys from a doddery old bird.
#ban_him_now

Fuck me, I've said worse than this

Admit it, you're getting mahogany at the thought.