The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

A right load of bollocks...

Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Postby Guest » Mon Feb 11, 2019 3:39 pm

Spill The Beans wrote:Got something you want to say to somebody? Feel like you need to to express your deepest feelings for another forum member? Then this is the thread to do it in.
My message goes out to a little bird who likes to message on their mobile phone, if you can be half as dirty as your mouth then you are the woman for me. :wubbers:




Do you think they are all 13 year old girls posting here?
I doubt there's many under 50, and any claiming to have romantic dinners with the other half on Valentines day are lying through their false teeth. There's a reason why they spend their life on forums and sitting on the sofa cuddling up while constantly arguing on here and happy relationships at home isn't it.
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Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Postby HobbitFeet » Mon Feb 11, 2019 3:47 pm

oh guesty

:bawlin:


but don't worry, you have us
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Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Postby NastyNickers » Mon Feb 11, 2019 3:49 pm

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Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Postby measurer » Mon Feb 11, 2019 4:19 pm

Guest wrote:
Spill The Beans wrote:Got something you want to say to somebody? Feel like you need to to express your deepest feelings for another forum member? Then this is the thread to do it in.
My message goes out to a little bird who likes to message on their mobile phone, if you can be half as dirty as your mouth then you are the woman for me. :wubbers:




Do you think they are all 13 year old girls posting here?
I doubt there's many under 50, and any claiming to have romantic dinners with the other half on Valentines day are lying through their false teeth. There's a reason why they spend their life on forums and sitting on the sofa cuddling up while constantly arguing on here and happy relationships at home isn't it.



Oh yea? You sound like you know what you're talking about. What's your reason? :pointlaugh:
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Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Postby Middens » Mon Feb 11, 2019 4:24 pm

Anyone want a vinegar valentine?

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Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Postby Drunk Dalek » Mon Feb 11, 2019 4:52 pm

HobbitFeet wrote:Roses are red
My heart is black
.....

it's a work in progress


Your's should be

Roses are red
Love is glitter
I've told you Budgie
Not up the shitter

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Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Postby HobbitFeet » Mon Feb 11, 2019 5:17 pm

:mrgreen:

2nd line should have been - lemons are bitter, so only 8/10
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Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Postby Muppet » Mon Feb 11, 2019 5:28 pm

Vam wrote:This thread has potential ... :leer: :mrgreen:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Bagheads are Muppets
But they need love too! :wubbers:


Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Luton it’s raining
But where I am, it’s 32*

:wubwub:
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Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Postby Vam » Mon Feb 11, 2019 5:47 pm

Muppet wrote:
Vam wrote:This thread has potential ... :leer: :mrgreen:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Bagheads are Muppets
But they need love too! :wubbers:


Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Luton it’s raining
But where I am, it’s 32*

:wubwub:


:smilin:

If yer lookin to ruck
Then yer all outta luck
So away ya wee knobber
And get tae fuck

(accent's a bit shit, but you get the gist...)
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Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Postby Guest » Mon Feb 11, 2019 5:51 pm

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Vams a chav
And so are you. X
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Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Postby Guest » Mon Feb 11, 2019 5:55 pm

Roses are red,
Violeta are blue,
Chrysanth on DS
is so fragrant too. :wubbers:
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Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Postby Stooo » Mon Feb 11, 2019 6:51 pm

I don't think that I've had a reply box open for so long...
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Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Postby HobbitFeet » Mon Feb 11, 2019 7:01 pm

Stooo wrote:I don't think that I've had a reply box open for so long...



and you still didn't manage to create magic

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Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Postby Gabby » Mon Feb 11, 2019 8:12 pm

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’m so happy
Your Mum didn’t swallow you :wubwub: :gigglesnshit:
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Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Postby banana chewits » Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:15 pm

dogs admin

measurer lurks :doomed:
hobbit don't give a fuck
holly's the best mod
and stooo? he is stuck
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