The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

[banana chewits]

dogs admin

measurer lurks
hobbit don't give a fuck
holly's the best mod
and stooo? he is stuck

don't take it personally, i used poetic licence for a quarter of you.

[calitom]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I own a steakhouse
with a groovin menu

Try out the Ted..
a special drink...
made of rum and coke
-which i invented i think

I'll buy you a steak
here in Beverly Hills..
with a foil wrapped potato
to give you the chills

Am i too charming?
Its not my fault
Happy Valentines day baby
....please pass the salt

[BUDGIE]

You wideo cunts chatting shit about me, eh?

Here's a couple of poems

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Just like the waffles
On your fanny


My love is like a red red rose
I can only give a small prick


It's valentine's day and at the birds the men doth leer
Mes you have a chin like Buzz Light-year
You think I fancy poca
You are a fucking joker
For wife #5 it's an obvious selection
Jobless oddball's mam and daughter give me an

And it ended on a cliffhanger.

[HobbitFeet]

roses are red
you all look delish
but that's just because
you're professional catfish

[HobbitFeet]

dogs admin

measurer lurks
hobbit don't give a fuck
holly's the best mod
and stooo? he is stuck

don't take it personally, i used poetic licence for a quarter of you.

is it me? it's because I care deeply, isn't it?

[NastyNickers]

roses are red
you all look delish
but that's just because
you're professional catfish

Awh mate!
My first V-Day poem!

[Good Stuff]

If here was one woman on here I’d send a valentines to its Goodwife. She’s got a good sense of humour even when dealing with arsehole, is younger than most on forums, plus her boobies sound amaze.

She’s my internet crush. Yummy.

[Jon]

Roses are red
Some are not red
Violets aren't blue
They're violet

~ Richard Dawkins

[HobbitFeet]

roses are red
you all look delish
but that's just because
you're professional catfish

Awh mate!
My first V-Day poem!

anything for you

[Rolluplostinspace]

Meanwhile in Australia ........

[Gabby]

Meanwhile in Australia ........

Flowers and chocs are cheaper!

[banana chewits]

dogs admin

measurer lurks
hobbit don't give a fuck
holly's the best mod
and stooo? he is stuck

don't take it personally, i used poetic licence for a quarter of you.

is it me? it's because I care deeply, isn't it?

yeah ... let's totes go with that.

[Holly]

dogs admin

measurer lurks
hobbit don't give a fuck
holly's the best mod
and stooo? he is stuck

don't take it personally, i used poetic licence for a quarter of you.

is it me? it's because I care deeply, isn't it?

yeah ... let's totes go with that.

OK, spill, which one's the quarter?

[banana chewits]

stooo he has a forum
and he likes to be on twitter
budgie is a cheeky ape
that gives it up the shitter

poca is a nutjob
vam is crazy too
nickers is not nasty
goodwife smells of pooh

dean he is a legend
micky is a grunt
rollup is a singer
murasaki is a cûnt

hobbit she is chunky
some would say she's stout
meas, she has great eyëbrows
claire looks like a trout

sunshine ray is deadly dull
but avon he is witty
puzzles wants to shag a goat
lordy's walter mitty

[NastyNickers]

You, your poem and your towel seal totes just made my day!