The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

A right load of bollocks...

Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Postby xtras1 » Wed Feb 13, 2019 8:47 pm

Abs wrote:Roses are red
nuts are brown
skirts go up
pants go down
body to body
skin to skin
when it's stiff
stick it in
It goes in dry
and comes out wet
and the longer it's in
the stronger it gets
it comes out dripping
and it starts to sag
It's not what you think
it's a lipton's tea bag



:pmsl:
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Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Postby art0hur0moh » Thu Feb 14, 2019 12:19 am

beenners, beaners, eat beans.
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Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Postby Lady Murasaki » Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:26 am

‘When your catfish is actually a fish.’

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Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Postby Lady Murasaki » Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:44 am

xtras1 wrote:
Abs wrote:Roses are red
nuts are brown
skirts go up
pants go down
body to body
skin to skin
when it's stiff
stick it in
It goes in dry
and comes out wet
and the longer it's in
the stronger it gets
it comes out dripping
and it starts to sag
It's not what you think
it's a lipton's tea bag



:pmsl:



:laughing:

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Don’t put it there dear
It makes me wanna poo.
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Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Postby Abs » Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:49 am

Lady Murasaki wrote:
xtras1 wrote:
Abs wrote:Roses are red
nuts are brown
skirts go up
pants go down
body to body
skin to skin
when it's stiff
stick it in
It goes in dry
and comes out wet
and the longer it's in
the stronger it gets
it comes out dripping
and it starts to sag
It's not what you think
it's a lipton's tea bag



:pmsl:



:laughing:

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Don’t put it there dear
It makes me wanna poo.


ewwww :monkey:
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Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Postby Lady Murasaki » Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:50 am

wha??
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Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Postby Abs » Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:52 am

Lady Murasaki wrote:wha??



Ohhh, nothing. :paranoid:
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Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Postby Lady Murasaki » Thu Feb 14, 2019 9:00 am

Poetry innit!
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Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Thu Feb 14, 2019 2:36 pm

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Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Postby BUDGIE » Thu Feb 14, 2019 5:37 pm

This is a special message to you know who...

Can't wait to meet you tonight in Motherwell and to park my baws on your chin xxx

Will I measure up??? We'll see.

luv, the big bird man XXX


PS if you can't make it send your fat pal Claire. I have a right bad winnit problem that she can help with xxxx
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Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Postby Gabby » Thu Feb 14, 2019 10:49 pm

BUDGIE wrote:This is a special message to you know who...

Can't wait to meet you tonight in Motherwell and to park my baws on your chin xxx

Will I measure up??? We'll see.

luv, the big bird man XXX


PS if you can't make it send your fat pal Claire. I have a right bad winnit problem that she can help with xxxx


What’s a winnit?
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Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:04 pm

Gabby wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:This is a special message to you know who...

Can't wait to meet you tonight in Motherwell and to park my baws on your chin xxx

Will I measure up??? We'll see.

luv, the big bird man XXX


PS if you can't make it send your fat pal Claire. I have a right bad winnit problem that she can help with xxxx


What’s a winnit?

pIECE OF SHIT THAT'S CLINGING TO the hairs on YOUR ARSE AND WINIT COME OFF.
wOULDN'T HAVE THOUGHT THAT'S BE A PROBLEM FOR bUDGIT WITH IM TAKING IT UP THE ARSE NUMEROUS TIMES A DAY.
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Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Postby Gabby » Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:11 pm

Rolluplostinspace wrote:
Gabby wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:This is a special message to you know who...

Can't wait to meet you tonight in Motherwell and to park my baws on your chin xxx

Will I measure up??? We'll see.

luv, the big bird man XXX


PS if you can't make it send your fat pal Claire. I have a right bad winnit problem that she can help with xxxx


What’s a winnit?

pIECE OF SHIT THAT'S CLINGING TO the hairs on YOUR ARSE AND WINIT COME OFF.
wOULDN'T HAVE THOUGHT THAT'S BE A PROBLEM FOR bUDGIT WITH IM TAKING IT UP THE ARSE NUMEROUS TIMES A DAY.


Aah right :laughing: .... cheers Jack! :pmsl:
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Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Postby Abs » Fri Feb 15, 2019 9:59 am

Lady Murasaki wrote:Poetry innit!



Is it? :shake head:
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Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Postby Lady Murasaki » Fri Feb 15, 2019 11:09 am

Abs wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:Poetry innit!



Is it? :shake head:


If it’s good for the goose.. :smilin:
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