McAz wrote:My sled with Rosebud written on it.
Gabby wrote:McAz wrote:My sled with Rosebud written on it.
That’s your new name from now on!
McAz wrote:Gabby wrote:McAz wrote:My sled with Rosebud written on it.
That’s your new name from now on!
Rolluplostinspace wrote:A two bed shack in the woods with a pot bellied stove where I can attend my funeral.
Yes I plan on attending my funeral before I die. Why should others get all the beer and curly edged egg and cree sarnies while I'm dead?
I'm going to arrange a party a few months before I die and then if no one turns up when I'm dead cos they can't be arsed attending twice I won't mind because I'll be dead. It's not easy to do though.
Timing and shit.
I'm getting healthier and fitter!
Aint that weird?
So I have no idea if I'll be able to pull it off and as far as the shack goes ... it might just be happening for me in a couple of years if only the old bastard that owns it just now will hurry up and fucking die!
art0hur0moh wrote:Rolluplostinspace wrote:A two bed shack in the woods with a pot bellied stove where I can attend my funeral.
Yes I plan on attending my funeral before I die. Why should others get all the beer and curly edged egg and cree sarnies while I'm dead?
I'm going to arrange a party a few months before I die and then if no one turns up when I'm dead cos they can't be arsed attending twice I won't mind because I'll be dead. It's not easy to do though.
Timing and shit.
I'm getting healthier and fitter!
Aint that weird?
So I have no idea if I'll be able to pull it off and as far as the shack goes ... it might just be happening for me in a couple of years if only the old bastard that owns it just now will hurry up and fucking die!
a Friend wants to be buried at Sea, everyone who doesn't like Him is invited to dance on His grave.
jra wrote:art0hur0moh wrote:Rolluplostinspace wrote:A two bed shack in the woods with a pot bellied stove where I can attend my funeral.
Yes I plan on attending my funeral before I die. Why should others get all the beer and curly edged egg and cree sarnies while I'm dead?
I'm going to arrange a party a few months before I die and then if no one turns up when I'm dead cos they can't be arsed attending twice I won't mind because I'll be dead. It's not easy to do though.
Timing and shit.
I'm getting healthier and fitter!
Aint that weird?
So I have no idea if I'll be able to pull it off and as far as the shack goes ... it might just be happening for me in a couple of years if only the old bastard that owns it just now will hurry up and fucking die!
a Friend wants to be buried at Sea, everyone who doesn't like Him is invited to dance on His grave.
You don't want David Blaine turning up.
Rolluplostinspace wrote:A two bed shack in the woods with a pot bellied stove where I can attend my funeral.
Yes I plan on attending my funeral before I die. Why should others get all the beer and curly edged egg and cree sarnies while I'm dead?
I'm going to arrange a party a few months before I die and then if no one turns up when I'm dead cos they can't be arsed attending twice I won't mind because I'll be dead. It's not easy to do though.
Timing and shit.
I'm getting healthier and fitter!
Aint that weird?
So I have no idea if I'll be able to pull it off and as far as the shack goes ... it might just be happening for me in a couple of years if only the old bastard that owns it just now will hurry up and fucking die!
art0hur0moh wrote:Rolluplostinspace wrote:A two bed shack in the woods with a pot bellied stove where I can attend my funeral.
Yes I plan on attending my funeral before I die. Why should others get all the beer and curly edged egg and cree sarnies while I'm dead?
I'm going to arrange a party a few months before I die and then if no one turns up when I'm dead cos they can't be arsed attending twice I won't mind because I'll be dead. It's not easy to do though.
Timing and shit.
I'm getting healthier and fitter!
Aint that weird?
So I have no idea if I'll be able to pull it off and as far as the shack goes ... it might just be happening for me in a couple of years if only the old bastard that owns it just now will hurry up and fucking die!
the vast majority of Beings fight to the last breath.
art0hur0moh wrote:Rolluplostinspace wrote:A two bed shack in the woods with a pot bellied stove where I can attend my funeral.
Yes I plan on attending my funeral before I die. Why should others get all the beer and curly edged egg and cree sarnies while I'm dead?
I'm going to arrange a party a few months before I die and then if no one turns up when I'm dead cos they can't be arsed attending twice I won't mind because I'll be dead. It's not easy to do though.
Timing and shit.
I'm getting healthier and fitter!
Aint that weird?
So I have no idea if I'll be able to pull it off and as far as the shack goes ... it might just be happening for me in a couple of years if only the old bastard that owns it just now will hurry up and fucking die!
the vast majority of Beings fight to the last breath.
art0hur0moh wrote:Rolluplostinspace wrote:A two bed shack in the woods with a pot bellied stove where I can attend my funeral.
Yes I plan on attending my funeral before I die. Why should others get all the beer and curly edged egg and cree sarnies while I'm dead?
I'm going to arrange a party a few months before I die and then if no one turns up when I'm dead cos they can't be arsed attending twice I won't mind because I'll be dead. It's not easy to do though.
Timing and shit.
I'm getting healthier and fitter!
Aint that weird?
So I have no idea if I'll be able to pull it off and as far as the shack goes ... it might just be happening for me in a couple of years if only the old bastard that owns it just now will hurry up and fucking die!
the vast majority of Beings fight to the last breath.
Rolluplostinspace wrote:art0hur0moh wrote:Rolluplostinspace wrote:A two bed shack in the woods with a pot bellied stove where I can attend my funeral.
Yes I plan on attending my funeral before I die. Why should others get all the beer and curly edged egg and cree sarnies while I'm dead?
I'm going to arrange a party a few months before I die and then if no one turns up when I'm dead cos they can't be arsed attending twice I won't mind because I'll be dead. It's not easy to do though.
Timing and shit.
I'm getting healthier and fitter!
Aint that weird?
So I have no idea if I'll be able to pull it off and as far as the shack goes ... it might just be happening for me in a couple of years if only the old bastard that owns it just now will hurry up and fucking die!
the vast majority of Beings fight to the last breath.
Going to my own funeral was inspired by something in a magazine years ago can't remember who it was now.
Forgot all about it then someone else was talking about it recently can't remember who or where though.
Radio 4 maybe in the last few weeks and seeing as I'm older now it struck a chord with more resonance this time.
I'm really up for a good party.
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