What does it mean to be a Man?

A right load of bollocks...

Re: What does it mean to be a Man?

Postby Toke 'n' gesture » Tue Sep 17, 2019 8:27 pm

Jon55 wrote:What does it mean to be a man? Well I have just been reading mumsynet (I do sometimes when I am bored) and someones husband has ordered himself a sex toy on the families joint Amazon account and now the the Mirror has copied the story onto their website. I have laffed my socks off because now everyone can read about his sexual preferences. tut tut

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mum-mortified-husbands-x-rated-20079210


The story is BS. No doubt the 'woman' in question made that account to troll Mumsnet with BS stories, or questions, for the gullible.
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Re: What does it mean to be a Man?

Postby Nucks » Tue Sep 17, 2019 8:34 pm

Jon55 wrote:I have just googled the sex toy and it is quite grim, if I ever have to resort to using one of those I might as well top myself.


You're not Lora, are you?
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Re: What does it mean to be a Man?

Postby Jon55 » Tue Sep 17, 2019 8:42 pm

Nucks wrote:
Jon55 wrote:I have just googled the sex toy and it is quite grim, if I ever have to resort to using one of those I might as well top myself.


You're not Lora, are you?


I can quite honestly tell you that my name is not Lora. It sounds like an american name and I was born and bred up north.
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Re: What does it mean to be a Man?

Postby Dean » Tue Sep 17, 2019 8:44 pm

Nucks wrote:
Jon55 wrote:I have just googled the sex toy and it is quite grim, if I ever have to resort to using one of those I might as well top myself.


You're not Lora, are you?


Definitely not a ‘Jon’ anyway...
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Re: What does it mean to be a Man?

Postby Jon55 » Tue Sep 17, 2019 8:45 pm

Dean wrote:
Nucks wrote:
Jon55 wrote:I have just googled the sex toy and it is quite grim, if I ever have to resort to using one of those I might as well top myself.


You're not Lora, are you?


Definitely not a ‘Jon’ anyway...


Not a Jon but something similar.
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Re: What does it mean to be a Man?

Postby Nucks » Tue Sep 17, 2019 9:07 pm

Jon55 wrote:
Nucks wrote:
Jon55 wrote:I have just googled the sex toy and it is quite grim, if I ever have to resort to using one of those I might as well top myself.


You're not Lora, are you?


I can quite honestly tell you that my name is not Lora. It sounds like an american name and I was born and bred up north.


I'll take that as a yes then.
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Re: What does it mean to be a Man?

Postby Dean » Tue Sep 17, 2019 9:10 pm

Jon55 wrote:
Dean wrote:
Nucks wrote:
Jon55 wrote:I have just googled the sex toy and it is quite grim, if I ever have to resort to using one of those I might as well top myself.


You're not Lora, are you?


Definitely not a ‘Jon’ anyway...


Not a Jon but something similar.


You’re trying too hard mate...
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Re: What does it mean to be a Man?

Postby Nucks » Tue Sep 17, 2019 9:18 pm

Interesting. Not the only one either.

Lora wrote:
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Jon55 wrote:
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Re: What does it mean to be a Man?

Postby Cobs » Tue Sep 17, 2019 10:47 pm

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Re: What does it mean to be a Man?

Postby Jon55 » Wed Sep 18, 2019 3:21 am

Toke 'n' gesture wrote:
Jon55 wrote:What does it mean to be a man? Well I have just been reading mumsynet (I do sometimes when I am bored) and someones husband has ordered himself a sex toy on the families joint Amazon account and now the the Mirror has copied the story onto their website. I have laffed my socks off because now everyone can read about his sexual preferences. tut tut

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mum-mortified-husbands-x-rated-20079210


The story is BS. No doubt the 'woman' in question made that account to troll Mumsnet with BS stories, or questions, for the gullible.


I did think that but sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction. There are a lot of men on there pretending to be women and sometimes the real women spot them but not always.
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Re: What does it mean to be a Man?

Postby Jon55 » Wed Sep 18, 2019 3:23 am

Nucks wrote:Interesting. Not the only one either.

Lora wrote:
phpBB [video]


Jon55 wrote:
phpBB [video]


So you think I am this Lora just because we posted the same song? A lot of people have similar taste in music my friend and I have always liked oldie music as well as modern stuff.
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Re: What does it mean to be a Man?

Postby Jon55 » Wed Sep 18, 2019 3:24 am

Cobs wrote:Image


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Re: What does it mean to be a Man?

Postby Nucks » Wed Sep 18, 2019 5:48 am

Jon55 wrote:
Nucks wrote:Interesting. Not the only one either.

Lora wrote:
phpBB [video]


Jon55 wrote:
phpBB [video]


So you think I am this Lora just because we posted the same song? A lot of people have similar taste in music my friend and I have always liked oldie music as well as modern stuff.


It's not just that. And I'm not your friend.
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Re: What does it mean to be a Man?

Postby Nucks » Wed Sep 18, 2019 6:44 am

You and Lora, both within a short space of time as members have posted 15 of the exact same songs by the same artists. That is some coincidence. :whistle:
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Re: What does it mean to be a Man?

Postby Jon55 » Wed Sep 18, 2019 6:51 am

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