What are you snacking on?

[common sense]

Pork crunch. Pork cracklings and these are the best ones, big, light and fluffy and come in a big bag from Home Bargains for just 80p. Dip them in vinegar.

[drum]

Pork crunch. Pork cracklings and these are the best ones, big, light and fluffy and come in a big bag from Home Bargains for just 80p. Dip them in vinegar.

no thanks. how can you eat that stuff man.

[Gabby]

Proper teeth breaking pork scratchings, complete with pig hair are much tastier!

[drum]

[Raggamuffin]

:pukeup:

Seconded.

[Gabby]

:pukeup:

.... only the real thing will do!

[Guest]

Yesterday I took my boy's to a bar in Manhattan for Lunch. Had a really good Burger and fries washed down with a bottle of Magners cider.

[common sense]

Pork crunch. Pork cracklings and these are the best ones, big, light and fluffy and come in a big bag from Home Bargains for just 80p. Dip them in vinegar.

no thanks. how can you eat that stuff man.

Lovely, wife takes a bag to work too.

[common sense]

Yesterday I took my boy's to a bar in Manhattan for Lunch. Had a really good Burger and fries washed down with a bottle of Magners cider.

Did you get the plane or you live in NYC?

[common sense]

Proper teeth breaking pork scratchings, complete with pig hair are much tastier!

Yeah but break my fucking fillings.

[Stooo]

Posh crisps, I buy the big packets and put them in a bowl when required

[common sense]

Posh crisps, I buy the big packets and put them in a bowl when required

Ooh crisps in a bowl now that is posh. Nuts in a bowl too. Us plebs just put the bags on the table.

[Stooo]

Posh crisps, I buy the big packets and put them in a bowl when required

Ooh crisps in a bowl now that is posh. Nuts in a bowl too. Us plebs just put the bags on the table.

Trust me on this because you're a scrounging bollock who's never done a day's work in your life. Opening a bottle of beer from the fridge after sweating your arse off all day grafting is akin to having an orgasm and not because of the alcohol, combine that with a bowl of nibbles and you can get your life back in order

[common sense]

Posh crisps, I buy the big packets and put them in a bowl when required

Ooh crisps in a bowl now that is posh. Nuts in a bowl too. Us plebs just put the bags on the table.

Trust me on this because you're a scrounging bollock who's never done a day's work in your life. Opening a bottle of beer from the fridge after sweating your arse off all day grafting is akin to having an orgasm and not because of the alcohol, combine that with a bowl of nibbles and you can get your life back in order

Sorry but your facts are wrong as I worked two full years from 16-18 in an office.

I agree with you as I was upstairs earlier hoovering and changing beds and had a right sweat on. Came down, opened a very cold can of K cider, threw my head back and was in heaven. Awesome and better than sex any day. On my third now.

[Stooo]

Posh crisps, I buy the big packets and put them in a bowl when required

Ooh crisps in a bowl now that is posh. Nuts in a bowl too. Us plebs just put the bags on the table.

Trust me on this because you're a scrounging bollock who's never done a day's work in your life. Opening a bottle of beer from the fridge after sweating your arse off all day grafting is akin to having an orgasm and not because of the alcohol, combine that with a bowl of nibbles and you can get your life back in order

Sorry but your facts are wrong as I worked two full years from 16-18 in an office.

I agree with you as I was upstairs earlier hoovering and changing beds and had a right sweat on. Came down, opened a very cold can of K cider, threw my head back and was in heaven. Awesome and better than sex any day. On my third now.

I'm tempted to make you a mod for some unhinged reason.