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[Snuffs Line Manager]

Christ Almighty, Snuffs will have multiple orgasms when she sees that this thread has been bumped and she'll be glued to this site for hours!

There'll not be a fucking scrap of work done today!

[Snuffleupagus]

and this one VX?

Yep...I think there's moe as well, he can't have seen them....

[Guest]

Oh, and up she pops like a bad smell.

[Dean...]

Oh, and up she pops like a bad smell.

What did you expect to happen?

You know she posts here, right? So you mention her name, and expect not to comment? Are you braindead?

Of course she will comment, you stupid wank spanner. Here's an idea, if you don't want to hear from her, don't mention her. Jam fool!!

[Guest]

Oh, and up she pops like a bad smell.

What did you expect to happen?

You know she posts here, right? So you mention her name, and expect not to comment? Are you braindead?

Of course she will comment, you stupid wank spanner. Here's an idea, if you don't want to hear from her, don't mention her. Jam fool!!

It makes no difference if she's mentioned or not. She's fucking omnipresent.

[Snuffleupagus]

Oh, and up she pops like a bad smell.

What did you expect to happen?

You know she posts here, right? So you mention her name, and expect not to comment? Are you braindead?

Of course she will comment, you stupid wank spanner. Here's an idea, if you don't want to hear from her, don't mention her. Jam fool!!

It makes no difference if she's mentioned or not. She's fucking omnipresent.

If I'm "omnipresent" how can I "pop up"?

Make yer mind up, simpleton.

[BUDGIE]

Oh, and up she pops like a bad smell.

What did you expect to happen?

You know she posts here, right? So you mention her name, and expect not to comment? Are you braindead?

Of course she will comment, you stupid wank spanner. Here's an idea, if you don't want to hear from her, don't mention her. Jam fool!!

It makes no difference if she's mentioned or not. She's fucking omnipresent.

Like God???

You think Snuffs is like God?? That's a backhanded compliment, guest

[Guest]

Oh, and up she pops like a bad smell.

What did you expect to happen?

You know she posts here, right? So you mention her name, and expect not to comment? Are you braindead?

Of course she will comment, you stupid wank spanner. Here's an idea, if you don't want to hear from her, don't mention her. Jam fool!!

It makes no difference if she's mentioned or not. She's fucking omnipresent.

Like God???

You think Snuffs is like God?? That's a backhanded compliment, guest

No. Not like God.

More like the fetid odour from a sewage plant. Nothing really to look at but the stench never disappears.

[Guest]

Oh, and up she pops like a bad smell.

What did you expect to happen?

You know she posts here, right? So you mention her name, and expect not to comment? Are you braindead?

Of course she will comment, you stupid wank spanner. Here's an idea, if you don't want to hear from her, don't mention her. Jam fool!!

It makes no difference if she's mentioned or not. She's fucking omnipresent.

Like God???

You think Snuffs is like God?? That's a backhanded compliment, guest

God also has the omnipotent and omniscient part down though... pesky little sky fairy...

[Snuffleupagus]

Oh, and up she pops like a bad smell.

What did you expect to happen?

You know she posts here, right? So you mention her name, and expect not to comment? Are you braindead?

Of course she will comment, you stupid wank spanner. Here's an idea, if you don't want to hear from her, don't mention her. Jam fool!!

It makes no difference if she's mentioned or not. She's fucking omnipresent.

Like God???

You think Snuffs is like God?? That's a backhanded compliment, guest

Bless 'em.

[Claire]

I've just read this whole thread.

[Snuffleupagus]

I've just read this whole thread.

Bored?

[Claire]

I've just read this whole thread.

Bored?

No I started then got a bit carried away

[Guest]

I've just read this whole thread.

Loser

[Claire]

I've just read this whole thread.

Loser

Says a "guest"