STICKY FOR JOKES

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Re: STICKY FOR JOKES

Postby Snookerballs » Sat May 01, 2021 11:59 pm

drum wrote:
Major wrote:A scouser is doing a ton when a cos stop him, the cop notices the man punching the dog in the mouth, he tells man to stop punching dog, the man says if he had done to you what he has done to me then you would do the same, the cop asks what the dog has done, the man replied

IT HAS JUST EATEN MY TAX DISC.



jokes dead Major, we no longer have tax discs :pmsl:

I miss tax disks.


Modern update on that joke .

I got stopped speeding in my electric powered car , my reply to the Police Officer was " What is the current Charge"
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Re: STICKY FOR JOKES

Postby Major » Sun May 02, 2021 11:18 am

Will you AMPlify that please
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Re: STICKY FOR JOKES

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Sun May 02, 2021 1:28 pm

Major wrote:Will you AMPlify that please
Shocking
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Will you be charging me? Just trying to think positive.
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Re: STICKY FOR JOKES

Postby Major » Sun May 02, 2021 7:40 pm

Rolluplostinspace wrote:
Major wrote:Will you AMPlify that please
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Will you be charging me? Just trying to think positive.



Best one Rolly.
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Re: STICKY FOR JOKES

Postby Snookerballs » Mon May 24, 2021 1:03 pm

A Brilliant Barn Find today in a derelict Barn . My Lucky Day !!! :yess:

Two Sheets of 8 x 4 OSB Plywood . !!!! :cheers:

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Re: STICKY FOR JOKES

Postby Major » Mon May 24, 2021 4:04 pm

Snookerballs wrote:A Brilliant Barn Find today in a derelict Barn . My Lucky Day !!! :yess:

Two Sheets of 8 x 4 OSB Plywood . !!!! :cheers:

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Are you CERTAIN it is PLYWOOD SB ????? or guessing again

BTW proper plywood had increased in price by mega bucks, did you know that ?????
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Re: STICKY FOR JOKES

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Mon May 24, 2021 4:24 pm

Major wrote:
Snookerballs wrote:A Brilliant Barn Find today in a derelict Barn . My Lucky Day !!! :yess:

Two Sheets of 8 x 4 OSB Plywood . !!!! :cheers:

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Are you CERTAIN it is PLYWOOD SB ????? or guessing again

BTW proper plywood had increased in price by mega bucks, did you know that ?????

The price of all wood has rocketed.
And Snooks that is not an old barn but a modern building with a car that isn't worth what you'd I imagine it to be.
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Re: STICKY FOR JOKES

Postby drum » Mon May 24, 2021 4:26 pm

Poor SB, it was meant to be a joke guys. Now we have the members over analyzing his post. :pmsl:
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Re: STICKY FOR JOKES

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Mon May 24, 2021 4:30 pm

drum wrote:Poor SB, it was meant to be a joke guys. Now we have the members over analyzing his post. :pmsl:

Duh.
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Re: STICKY FOR JOKES

Postby Snookerballs » Tue May 25, 2021 12:23 am

I welcome the dissecting of my joke, I know Timber is in short supply and very expensive ,

As I my old granny used to say " It dosent grow on trees you know " :gigglesnshit:
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Re: STICKY FOR JOKES

Postby Major » Tue May 25, 2021 8:31 am

The pastor and the the quicksand FOR SB

A pastor falls into quicksand, after 10 minutes the firefighters arrive.

pastor: "I don't need your help! God will save me."

the firefighters leave, after one hour they come back.

pastor: "I already told you, i don't need your help, god will get me out of here and save me!"
<br>the firefighters leave again and come back after 2 hours.

pastor: "This is the last time im going to tell you this: I. do. not. need. your. help. God will save me!"

the pastor dies, in heaven he asks god: "god, why didnt you save me?" god replies: "bro, i called the firefighters 3 times.
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Re: STICKY FOR JOKES

Postby Major » Tue May 25, 2021 8:34 am

Snookerballs wrote:I welcome the dissecting of my joke, I know Timber is in short supply and very expensive ,

As I my old granny used to say " It dosent grow on trees you know " :gigglesnshit:


IT IS NOT PLYWOOD.
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Re: STICKY FOR JOKES

Postby drum » Tue May 25, 2021 8:50 am

Major wrote:
Snookerballs wrote:I welcome the dissecting of my joke, I know Timber is in short supply and very expensive ,

As I my old granny used to say " It dosent grow on trees you know " :gigglesnshit:


IT IS NOT PLYWOOD.


NOBODY CARES.... FFS!!!!
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Re: STICKY FOR JOKES

Postby Major » Tue May 25, 2021 8:57 am

drum wrote:
Major wrote:
Snookerballs wrote:I welcome the dissecting of my joke, I know Timber is in short supply and very expensive ,

As I my old granny used to say " It dosent grow on trees you know " :gigglesnshit:


IT IS NOT PLYWOOD.


NOBODY CARES.... FFS!!!!


You took his side as usual and he us wrong
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Re: STICKY FOR JOKES

Postby drum » Tue May 25, 2021 9:37 am

I've not taken anyones side, you've been on his case for ages Major. :snooty:
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